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You win some, you lose some! Fail 5 dates.

Charted! - Hard Finish the Game on Hard Without Changing the Difficulty

Duck killed! Get killed by Nicole

It hurts so gooood... Get a massagy with Janein

Throwback Master Throw Back a Grenade and Defeat 2 Enemies at Once

Poking around Tap the Mayonnaise

Who you gonna massage? Get a massagy with Anne

Yo, where's your mojo? Fail 10 dates.

Watch the cholesterol Get three stars with Mayo

Slippery everywhere Get a massagy with Mayo

Average Joe Finish with a two-star date 5 times with any character.

Last Ride of the Witch House Baba Yaga: Activate the Ancient Lift

You'll be alone forever... Fail 20 dates.

What a dairy experience Get a massagy with Dorothy

Gotta love these app features Get a massagy with Martha

Moooossagy! Get three stars with Dorothy

Awoo! Get three stars with Nicole

Mother trucker! Get three stars with Martha

Bar Brawl Melee kill an enemy using a bottle

How does this even work? Get a massagy with Papu-Aiye

That's… a lot of toys Get a massagy with Sarah

Sugar daddy time! Get three stars with Sarah

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 80 Treasures

I hope that's ectoplasm Get three stars with Anne

Don't put your massage in crazy, man Get three stars with Janein

Expert Datemeister Date all dates!

Real people are overrated Get three stars with Papu-Aiye

Proud of your job! Discover Johnny's true job in Sarah's date.

Smooth Criminal Get three stars with all dates!

Bytes all over you! Get a massagy with S.O.N.I.A.

Hackerbruh! Get three stars with S.O.N.I.A

I am the glorious Mr. Massagy! Unlock all the trophies!

Truth Behind the Myth Baba Yaga: Unmask Baba Yaga

Help thy Neighbor Complete a Side Mission

My Head Hurts Collect 125 Metal Head Skull Gems

Taking Him Down Destroy Final Boss

Land Shark Defeat 20 Enemies While Swimming

Master Fortune Hunter Find 100 Treasures

Master Thief Collection Find all Treasures and the Strange Relic

Snap + Slide 7 Piece Prize Complete a Snap + Slide puzzle with 7 pieces in 20 seconds or under.

30 Kills: PAK-80 Kill 30 Enemies with the PAK-80

Steel Fist Expert Kill 10 Enemies in a Row with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

Side Arm Master Defeat 30 Enemies in a Row with Your Side Arm

30 Kills: Dragon Sniper Kill 30 Enemies with the Dragon Sniper

Riot Rocker Kill 5 Riot Shield Enemies by Running Over Their Shield

Take Me to Your Leader Compare Statistics with Friends

Grenade Hangman Kill 10 Enemies with Grenades While Hanging

Throwback Defeat 10 Enemies with Thrown-Back Grenades

Combat Leapfrog Kill 10 Enemies in a Row, Alternating Hand-to-Hand Combat and Gunfire

Voices of the Past Collect 75% of all narrative assets (relics, murals and documents)