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Tax Evasion You have amassed 50,000,000 gold.

Ring Master Fly through all the fire rings, and reach the remote island in the Wingman track.

Your armor is too thin Destroy the boss in the Germany mission.

The Sherrif has arrived! Kill 600 zombies in Horde Mode (streak)

OCD Pick a battery when you don't need it

Hidden Secretions You found a new way out. Aunt Emily would be proud.

Awakening - Cat person Kill every dog in the level without getting hit.

New Hero, for Now Defeat James Stewart in a race

Someone Your Own Size Kill a Muton Berserker in melee combat in single player

What Can I Do You For? Encounter the Merchant 10 times

Outdrew Outlaw Defeated an Outlaw in 1 vs 1 Ranked Deathmatch

Cleared Very Hard Finish all chapters of the game on Very Hard.

Cleared 14 Trials Clear the trials from Desperation to Giants of the Underworld.

Me Sane Bolt Awarded by completing Time Attack 9 in under 50 Seconds

Worminator Complete Retro 9 and kill all the enemy worms

We're All Friends Here Complete a campaign mission without damaging your teammates.

Enlightening Sun Obtain the Light Reaver

Treasure Hunter Find 10 collectibles in Angel Shores

Whose Side Are You On? Kill 1000 Mudokons and achieve the Bad Quarma Ending

Embargo You have plundered 50 traders.

On Rails Finish a stage without ever changing lanes

Zombies! Get 50 colonists infected by the plague simultaneously

Life's Too Short Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minutes 40 seconds.

Wiper Successfully cheat once.

NOBEL PRIZE WINNER ALL LAB LEVELS SUCCEEDED WITH PERFECT BONUS... GOOD LUCK

Mysterious Forest Explore a beautiful forest.

Beastmaster Complete all Layouts of Animal Pack

Rainbow Team Perfect clear the specified stage

Oh No, Too Shiny! Get your first Diamond medal on a track.

Transcendence Earn all the trophies in the game

Bright-Eyed & Bushy-Tailed Find all of the squirrels hidden within the first 8 Events

Weapons Master Unlock all regular weapons and grenades.

The Meld Squad Field a fully enhanced squad and win the mission

The Faustian Bargain Encounter the Daemon 5 times

Agile Ace Achieve level 30 with an Agile movement mode

Heroic Dance Find a hidden disco area in one of the mini-chapters.

Freewheelin' Win Combo Racers without touching the throttle after the first lap, at Redwood Lakes.

Attention Spam Get every type of PAIN (Groin, Head, Arm, Hand, Leg, Foot and Body) combo in PAINdemonium, Aftermath, Block Party and Demolition

Deep Impact Destroy 15 enemies at once with the Mortar Tower

Competitor's Spirit Complete an Online Tournament

History and Destiny Collide Change history

Traffic Chaos You have built 10,000 km of roads.

Big Brother You have built 10 defense towers.

Berserker Destroy 500 enemies. (SIDE ARMS)

Super Trials Gatecrash an apartment on 'Winter Getaway' and complete their arcade game

Be the Star Win a race with the James Stewart character

Anger Management Proc Combat Rush on the entire squad (min. 4)

Platinum Geometry Wars³ Dimensions Platinum Trophy

Victor of Victorious...Victory Complete the Land of Eternal Blossoms on Normal difficulty.

Tempus Neminem Manet Promoted to Master Sergeant