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Got a bad feeling about this Land on the Invisible Hand.

Sleight of Hand Pick 100 pockets in a single playthrough

Pacifist Complete Deus Ex: Human Revolution - Director's Cut without anyone dying by your hand. (Boss fights don't count.)

Top That, Tisha! Get five headshots with the Crossbow in quick succession.

Only Good Guys Win Medals Get all medals in Episode One.

Wrecking ball Kill 5 enemies by smashing them with an object tethered to your vehicle with the grappling hook.

Knife to Meet You Eliminate an enemy using a knife

Return Kustomer Play 100 complete online matches

The Last Second Defuse a Gnome Bomb with Less Than 3 Seconds Remaining

Aerial Break Destroy any armored enemy using Web-Strike

High-Stakes Play Win a Gambit match.

CORPORATE LOCKDOWN Win 3 games on MIRA
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Lords and Judges Unlock all Trophies

"Not Even Close to Easy" Clear Episode One in Invisible Mode.

You're just a love machine... Blow kisses to 20 different characters.

Jack of all Trades Reach 10 different score actions in one mission in "Joe's Adventures."

For the Good of Mankind Finish the game after corrupting the Utopia protocols

Not a scratch! Completed the ninja course without getting hit.

Item Hoarder Find tons of items.

Fudge Them Up! Defeat 50 enemies with physical attacks in the main campaign.

Hunter of Killers Photographed all Cletus Kasady symbols

Dirty Tactics Get at least 10 enemies killed by other enemies' actions in a single level

Doubles Master Win a Doubles match.

Prison Escape Escape the Prison

That New Showroom Smell Having wowed the crowds in America, it's time to upgrade your digs.

TBoGT: Maestro Finish the Ballad. (The Ballad of Gay Tony)

No Man Left Behind Kill all enemies while escaping from the collapsed building

Kamikaze Sacrifices must be made

Special Agent Retrieved all parts of Menken's journal

Investigator Retrieved all parts of Detective's journal

Reporter Completed all photo challenges

Up to the Challenge 2 Complete 50 challenges.

Speed Run Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

Soft Spot Use Auger WS 100 times

Checking Out Complete 'Hotel Fukushima' without cheating

Follow the White Rabbit Found all of Mallory's audio logs

Memento Collector Find all mementos in single player campaign in a single playthrough

Tower God Complete 50 Living Towers

The Good One Get the 'A' ending.

No problemo Acquire all the trophies.

Note Expert Find ALL notes.

Blennophobia Defeat the boss in the Land of Darkness.

Invincible Finish Vimy battle without dying

Halfway there Reach REPUTATION level 10

Hot and Cold Complete Icewarden Keep

Surfboard Master Stand on a plank floating on a single airflow for four seconds

L337 $0LD13R Complete an Elite operation.

I'm Having Fish Tonight Complete 'Underground Complex'

Beat It Tell a joke

Dance Revolution Perform all moves in the Dance sequence