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Break Shot Score a goal by hitting your opponent into the ball

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Butcher The Lizard - Cut your finger using saw or scissors

Baby Master Suicide Baby - Make no mistakes taking care of the baby

The Streak Win 10 games in a row across any mode

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Drill Sergeant Complete every Practice Drill (any difficulty)

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Super Victorious Win a total of 30 games across any game mode

Team Player Play against every team in a Season

Bad Cop Shrink and Punches - Do not stop Blake from hitting Dupré

Nerd Find all clues using ARI (Crime scene + Mad Jack + Fish tank) and find the Origami Killer

Rocketeer Complete the regular Season

Champion Win the Season Championship

Rider's Block Make 20 Saves

Unforgivable On the Loose - Do not forgive Madison

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Depths Below Kill Hades

Handy Man Sever Gaia’s hand

Bloody Hell Cover Kratos in 500 buckets of blood by killing the enemies

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" Use the hole punch.

Shine Lord Kill Helios

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

Clean Job Shut down the monitor and finished the mission using only Aiden.

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Virtuoso Unlock All Trophies

All Fours Win a 4v4 game

Shoe Delivery Kill Hermes and acquire his Boots

Wrong Number Spent time waiting for a call

Sibling Rivalry Kill Hercules