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Mind the Goods Finish the Cathouse level in "Joe's Adventures."

Blowtorch and Corkscrew Complete 'Blowtorch and Corkscrew' on Veteran difficulty. (Solo only)

Lèse-majesté Complete 10 Rebel Missions (The Siege of Paris).

We Nobles Three Defeat all three Frankish Nobles (The Siege of Paris).

Beginner Series Complete Complete the Beginner series of Race Events.

Loony Tune Spend an insane amount of money on tuning a car.

Master of Disaster Break all of the coolant tanks aboard the Salvation without dying.

Same Shirt Different Day Finish Joe's Adventures on any difficulty.

Gratuitous violence from the lot of you Complete levels as every playable character

A shot in the dark Complete all the long shots

Top of the World Reach the top of the Spire without falling once.

River of Blood Complete the Bloody River in Additional Orders.

Nightstalker Complete "The Nightstalker's Trail" quest.

No Hard Feelings Save a turret from redemption

Revenged Finish "Jimmy's Vendetta" on any difficulty level.

Naughty little boys get what they deserve Kill 100 Zombie Snipers

Too Fat Too Furious Complete a Continuous Speed Run as Doughnut Drake

Drop Box Place a cube on a button without touching the cube

Vive la Résistance Reach maximum Infamy in the Rebel Missions (The Siege of Paris).

Nothing is optional Complete all the optional objectives

The gathering Find all the collectible cards

Around The World Knock opponent through all transitions across all levels

You're going to meet Death now... Reach at least Wave 10 in Horde Mode – No Sanctuary

Stormcaller Complete "The Stormcaller's Path" quest.

Senior Creator Ace Popit Academy Term 2

Trapper Kill 10 aliens with Trip Mines

Strike! Kill three enemies with a single ‘bowling’ ball.

I Need a Date Look at every page of a calendar in SP

Pat the Cats Pat all the cats in Evreux (The Siege of Paris).

Shattered Shatter 10 enemies frozen in carbonite.

Vendange Kill an enemy with a scythe while wearing the full Reaper armor set (The Siege of Paris).

I'll teach ya how to shoot! Reach at least Wave 10 with the highest score in any Horde Mode map

Party Animal Drink all of the beers in the strip club

Race Winner Win your first Race event.

Training in Style Complete one training mission with each master.

Archivist Find all the war diaries

For the Motherland Complete 'Heart of the Reich' on Veteran difficulty. (Solo only)

Bearing the Burden Complete 'Downfall' on Veteran difficulty. (Solo only)

Ace Pilot Ace the Cloud Caravan level

Cleanup Kill 15 characters with a single Whipfist attack.

Card Shark Complete Survival mode in 21.

Guts and glory Reach at least Wave 10 with more gold medals than your companions

I don't approve of mindless fun Kill 500 zombies with your vehicle

Raiding Party Complete a Raid with a full fireteam consisting of only your clan members.

Half the Battle Get over 50% on your Completion List.

Zombies, man, they creep me out! Reach at least Wave 10 in Horde Mode – Waves of Despair

Hidden and dangerous Complete a campaign mission without being seen (excluding Tobruk)

Maximum Mileage Buy a used car with 300,000km or more travel distance.

Armament King Kill your enemies in "Jimmy's Vendetta" with every weapon available in the game.

Nightmare at 20 Feet In Die Maschine, kill 100 enemies without leaving the top of the crashed plane wing.