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STAND YOUR GROUND Markus stood his ground against the police

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Rider's Block Make 20 Saves

Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

Hidden in the deep Locate the underwater stash

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Brother In Arms Liberate 1 Outpost playing as Hurk (Campaign Co-op only).

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Grenade pouch + Unlock demolition perk 2

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Deliverance Release friend

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie