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Flat Hearther Stand your ground beneath a moving chain elevator.

Celsius 232.78 This knowledge isn't going to forbid itself!

Nothing But Skull Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

MEGALORD MAKE BUNNYLORD GLOBAL MEGALORD

Truly Twisted Complete the Story mode on Twisted Difficulty

Bling Bling Get a gold medal on all maps in Time Trial mode.

Speed Demon Win all 16 Speed events

Twisted Gold Earn a gold medal in every campaign event and boss fight on Twisted difficulty

Geometry Warrior Earn 3 Stars on all 50 levels of Adventure Mode

Early Adopter Attempt to use the second artifact prototype. Curiousity killed the cat, but a time loop brought it back.

Oof Ouch, My Bones Have your spine adjusted by a pursuer.

Tour of Duty Complete all VR Luge Tour challenges

Beat Zico: 2048 Equal or beat the lap time of 32.5 seconds on Downtown circuit, Speed Lap, A class, using the Feisar Speed ship

Platinum Games Obtain 15 Platinum in all Challenges

King of the Road Complete all VR Luge Challenges

Bonus! Complete all 5 Tours and pass the Career Stat thresholds

Bonus Tour Winner Get 1st place overall in the Bonus Tour

Rank 50 Reach Rank 50 in the 2048 Campaign

Retro Score over 10 million on Evolved Classic Level before losing a life

First Success Complete an alien organ transplant.

Mass Murderer Kill 80 challenges

Dominator Come 1st in every race in the career

1 / 900 Yahaha! You found me!

Sleep. Wake. Repeat. Be woken up from a dream 5 different ways in a single loop.

Onward and Upward Relocate an NBA team to a new city in MyGM/MyLEAGUE.

TMA Complete Story mode without dying or switching cars in the garage.

Grace Under Fire Beat Metro Square Electric Cage on HARD MODE with 5 SECONDS LEFT in your GRACE PERIOD meter. Cooperative Story is allowed.

Perfect Practice Makes Perfect Make 7 perfect release jump shots in a single game.

Around the world in 90 seconds Raft around the Stranger in under 90 seconds.

Beat Zico: HD Equal or beat the lap time of 30.82 seconds on Anulpha Pass (Forward), Speed Lap, Venom, using the Piranha

Hoarder Collect all the tokens in the single player career

Prototype ELITE PASS all Prototype Ship Challenges

All in Moderation Defuse all bombs in the "Moderate" section.

Social Animal Complete 10 friendly online games

Severely Challenged Beat any of the Monster Mash races using the Squid.

Brainstorm Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

Elite Completist ELITE PASS every event in the 2048 Campaign

Last Man Standing Win all 16 Eliminator events

Perfectrist Clear 18 Lines or more in a single Zone visit.

Bullseye Complete all of the Danger Ball Score Attack challenges

Gatherer Collect 1 million Geoms in Adventure, Ultimate or Hardcore

Won't Even Need Glasses! Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1250ml of blood

You'll Never Take Me Alive! Escape your pursuers by jumping to your "death" instead of dodging past them.

Don't Even Need A Bucket Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 900ml of blood

Open Really Wide Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 550ml of blood

Join the Team Beat all 30 developer best lap times in career

Streets paved with gold Find all the cash lying on the tracks

Ghosts in the Machine Reach all 3 Forbidden Archives in a single loop without getting caught.

Will No One Face Me? Complete all of the Danger Ball Quickplay challenges

Too Easy Obtain 32 Platinum medals