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MEGALORD MAKE BUNNYLORD GLOBAL MEGALORD

Bling Bling Get a gold medal on all maps in Time Trial mode.

Speed Thrills ELITE PASS any A+ Class Challenge in the 2048 Campaign

Bonus! Complete all 5 Tours and pass the Career Stat thresholds

Let off some steam Find and turn the hidden valves in "Steampunk Party"

Truly Twisted Complete the Story mode on Twisted Difficulty

Bonus Tour Winner Get 1st place overall in the Bonus Tour

Runner Up Win 96 Silver Medals

Tour of Duty Complete all VR Luge Tour challenges

Party Animal Start the party in "Steampunk Party"

King of the Road Complete all VR Luge Challenges

Platinum Games Obtain 15 Platinum in all Challenges

Twisted Gold Earn a gold medal in every campaign event and boss fight on Twisted difficulty

Nothing But Skull Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Geometry Warrior Earn 3 Stars on all 50 levels of Adventure Mode

Dominator Come 1st in every race in the career

Mass Murderer Kill 80 challenges

Fire Arrows Shoot the Little Scout at the artificial sun in the Stranger.

Onward and Upward Relocate an NBA team to a new city in MyGM/MyLEAGUE.

Flat Hearther Stand your ground beneath a moving chain elevator.

Beat Zico: 2048 Equal or beat the lap time of 32.5 seconds on Downtown circuit, Speed Lap, A class, using the Feisar Speed ship

Simulation Hypothesis Attempt to use the artifact at a normal campfire. Well, that settles that!

Retro Score over 10 million on Evolved Classic Level before losing a life

Hoarder Collect all the tokens in the single player career

Speed Demon Win all 16 Speed events

The Grate Filter Swim through the dam grate. Not everyone makes it!

Rank 50 Reach Rank 50 in the 2048 Campaign

Perfect Practice Makes Perfect Make 7 perfect release jump shots in a single game.

Celsius 232.78 This knowledge isn't going to forbid itself!

Bullseye Complete all of the Danger Ball Score Attack challenges

TMA Complete Story mode without dying or switching cars in the garage.

Grace Under Fire Beat Metro Square Electric Cage on HARD MODE with 5 SECONDS LEFT in your GRACE PERIOD meter. Cooperative Story is allowed.

First Success Complete an alien organ transplant.

All Seeds 05 Open all seeds in garden 05, without using continues

Social Animal Complete 10 friendly online games

Early Adopter Attempt to use the second artifact prototype. Curiousity killed the cat, but a time loop brought it back.

Will No One Face Me? Complete all of the Danger Ball Quickplay challenges

Beat Zico: HD Equal or beat the lap time of 30.82 seconds on Anulpha Pass (Forward), Speed Lap, Venom, using the Piranha

Prototype ELITE PASS all Prototype Ship Challenges

Join the Team Beat all 30 developer best lap times in career

Severely Challenged Beat any of the Monster Mash races using the Squid.

Elite Completist ELITE PASS every event in the 2048 Campaign

All in Moderation Defuse all bombs in the "Moderate" section.

Oof Ouch, My Bones Have your spine adjusted by a pursuer.

Gatherer Collect 1 million Geoms in Adventure, Ultimate or Hardcore

Perfectrist Clear 18 Lines or more in a single Zone visit.

Level of Merit Complete all the career challenges

1 / 900 Yahaha! You found me!

Won't Even Need Glasses! Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1250ml of blood

As Good As It Gets Completely upgrade an Attribute Discipline in MyCAREER.