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You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Good Train Good guys proactively facilitate transportation solutions.

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Dual-wield expert Unlock assault perk 8

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 50 Treasures

Like A Bird Use a wingsuit to travel more than 5000m (Campaign only).

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

New Paparazzi in Town Explore Photo Mode

Assassin Unlock stealth perk 8

Survivalist Purchase half of all perks available (Campaign only).

PRIORITIES Connor killed the Chloe

Torn Up Rip apart 1 Olympus Sentry

SAFE HARBOR Kara and Alice passed the border

Master Fortune Hunter Find 60 Treasures

Master Thief Collection Find all Treasures and the Strange Relic

Squash and Run Run over and kill 20 enemies (Campaign only).

Scavenger Unlock assault perk 3

Survivor Kill 75 Enemies in a Row Without Dying

Grenade pouch ++ Unlock demolition perk 3