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Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Owned Complete every activity in a single location.

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Make the Jump Infiltrate a cargo ship.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

Starchild Paint a total of 20 streams of Stars.

Discerning Taste Take down a street performer who is imitating a statue.

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Excavator Find a buried treasure.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

A Pirate's Life For Me Complete memory sequence 3.

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" Use the hole punch.

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

Routine Hacking Complete present day mission 2.

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Quick reload Unlock tactical perk 8

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

I'm As Shocked As You Are Defeat an enemy or civilian by stepping in water.

Dual-wield expert Unlock assault perk 8