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Good Neighbor Complete 15 "Help Wenja" quests.

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Crush Your Enemies Complete 10 "Tribal Clash" quests.

Gotcha Eliminate 10 enemies using hunting traps.

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Stop, Drop, & Roll Defeat 3 Majini at once by setting oil canisters on fire.

Misdirection Distract 15 enemies with rocks (Campaign only).

Rider's Block Make 20 Saves

Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Hidden in the deep Locate the underwater stash

Luna's Apprentice Finish your first painting in the Lighthouse.

Cave Hoarder Pickup 80 collectibles.

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Brother In Arms Liberate 1 Outpost playing as Hurk (Campaign Co-op only).

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Grenade pouch + Unlock demolition perk 2

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Earn a Winged Dagger Complete 'F.N.G.'.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Colorful Companion Bring your first biped Genie to life.

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Deliverance Release friend

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Let the Light Shine Turn on the Lighthouse beacon.

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk