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Escapist Finish the game by escaping.

.50 Personal Touch Assassinate Zaydan, as the prisoner, Strandberg during his massage, and both with the APC turret.

Qualifying Lap Set a Time Trial record

Bunker Buster Complete "Bunker Buster"

Ace The Frigate Ace The Frigate

Stickin' it to the man Kill a Faction Captain in Leboa-Sako - the Northern Territory

Right-hand Man Earn a criminal rating of 2,500.

The Anti-Mechanic Destroy 50 vehicles. (containing enemy AI)

That's the Ticket Presented an Eye to enter the Tournament.

Too Big For Your Bridges Leap the broken bridge!

Untouchable Finish any chapter, except for VI and VIII, without getting severely wounded.

Recruitment Blues Complete "Recruitment Blues"

Terror of the road Reach the podium in a total of 100 Quick Races (not unlockable in Split Screen mode).

Finisher Finish your first game

Principled Warrior Complete a Dominion PvP match without a single Dishonorable Kill.

Defender of Humanity Take part in a successful defense of a capital city by completing at least one mission.

Napping on the Job Took a Brief Nap.

Employee of the Year Break back into RuptureFarms

One of Us Complete "One of Us"

Fly The Co-op You completed "Deal Breaker", "Hangman's NOOSE" and "Bomb da Base II" in time.

Moneybags Possess 10,000 Caps

In The Mouth of Danger Walked into a Dragon's Mouth.

Down but not out Escape to Bowa-Seko - the Southern Territory

Promotion Become a new janitor.

Shadows Cannot Be Killed Complete the campaign on any difficulty without dying

Mine Games Deactivate 3 toggle mines in a row with no mistakes

Peng Me Again Severed: Find the Peng treasure in Severed

Master of Old and New Serve Yamazaki Fugu poisoned sushi and eliminate Soders with the robotic arms.

Gesticul-8 Perform all 8 gestures of your own volition in co-op

TLAD: Get Good Wood In the bike races, whack off 69 bikers with a bat. (The Lost and Damned)

Tourist Attractions Complete all Opportunities in A Gilded Cage.

Unlocked Unlock all trials

Elephants Never Forget Poach Ivory.

Sum total Find ALL collectibles.

Hexahedronaut Collect all 32 Golden Cubes and 32 Anti-Cubes.

Scorched Earth Win the "Scorched Earth" Event

Not So Fast Complete "The Exchange".

Nail'd it Pass 25 Special Events.

Obstacle Building Complete all test chambers in the Excursion Funnels co-op course

Commitment Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

Sapienza Escalated Complete Level 5 of an Escalation Contract set in Sapienza.

Naughty Nautical Neighbors Complete the Conch Street job

The Circular Ruins Does it exist within the heart of a stone? Did I see it when I saw all things and then forget it?

Bus is here! Complete the Bikini Bottom Bus job

Untouchable Complete all missions on any difficulty level without dying

Dawa ya moto ni moto Break the ceasefire and reignite the conflict

Elements Rising Star Unlock additional events in 'Elements'.

Smash TV Break 11 test chamber monitors

Half way thru Find half of all collectables

The Hidden Door We have to find the door, daddy.