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Timber! Destroy Drill Platform Tower

Expert Parautilitarian Spend 50 Ability Points

All Clear Liberate all Outposts (Campaign only).

I Heart Heart Get Heart of Mar in Weapons Lab

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Heavy Distortion Attack the Metal Head Nest

Quite A Tumble Survive the avalanche

Finders Keepers Find Sig in Underport

Who Knew Krew Blew? Beat Krew in Weapons Lab

Head Master Collect 510 Metal Head Skull Gems

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Robin Hood Hijack 3 Royal Cargo Trucks and return them to a liberated Outpost (Campaign only).

Roadkill Run over 25 people (Campaign only).

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Feather Duster Kill and loot 10 flying animals (crows and gulls).

Crisis Management Complete 5 Bureau Alerts
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Tougher Than She Looks Survive a night in the Siberian wilderness

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Inter-Departmental Cooperation Complete 10 Side Missions
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Living Archetypes Defeat the Anchor

Well-Rounded Complete any 6 Hunting quests (Supplies, Control, Survival) (Campaign only).

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Altered Manifestations May Occur Defeat esseJ

Defuser Complete 3 Bomb Defusal quests (Campaign only).

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Caretaker Of Memory Find 10 Lost Letters (Campaign only).

Aggressive Growth Defeat Mold-1

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Legend of the Twins Watch the 'Birth of the Beast' Treasure

Shoot Some B-Roll For Elena Explore Photo Mode

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

One-Sided Conversation Stealth kill an enemy while they are having a conversation

Blade Master Hit a single enemy with all lightsaber types

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

The Collectivist Collect 125 Precursor Orbs

Head of Communications Defeat Mr. Tomassi

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

FBC Crisis Solution Task Force Complete 15 Side Missions
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Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Trial Master Succeeded in all Ethan's trials

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.