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Simulation Hypothesis Attempt to use the artifact at a normal campfire. Well, that settles that!

I Know a Few Maneuvers Destroyed 10 starfighters while drifting in Dogfight.

Hammer Time Defeat 25 Bogeymen with the Bogeyman's Hammer

Pyramid Scheme Defeat 25 Pyramid Heads with the Great Knife

Blacksmith Level up 10 different weapons

Stalwart Complete Fort 17 without vital worm taking damage

The Grate Filter Swim through the dam grate. Not everyone makes it!

Clairvoyant Photographed all traces.

Carpenter Turn all of the wood tiles before turning any steel tiles during one level.

Soak-Crates Collect the vital crate on Fort 18 before sudden death kicks in

Veterinarian Complete your Bestiary Checklist 100%

Call off the Strike Complete Fort 14 without using the Airstrike

Head Hunter Complete Fort mission 20

Celsius 232.78 This knowledge isn't going to forbid itself!

You're (Not) On Fire! Escape Monsaic Lines without taking any damage

Impossible Boy Beat Cotton Alley dark world without dying

Gone Bananas Complete Fort 16 by using the Banana Bomb

The Hard Way Complete the game without buying any powerups.

Sentimental relics from our forefathers... Acquire all your Ancestor's Trinkets

Super Meat Boy! Unlock all other trophies

Modernist Complete Retro 1-5

Bridge Burner Collect the vital crate on Fort 13 without using the Bridge Kit

1-800-CAKE Kill 2253 players online with at least 50 kills using each class

Back To Basics Used Reversion Beads for the first time.

Early Adopter Attempt to use the second artifact prototype. Curiousity killed the cat, but a time loop brought it back.

Glancing Great Glanced all targets.

Second Sight Photographed all floating ghosts.

Saint Achieve the LIGHT ending in every Forsaken Room

Bug Stomper Squish five bugs with a single match.

Bullet Dodger Awarded by completing Time Attack 7 by setting the fastest time and without taking Sentry Gun fire damage

Cake or Death Win 100 online games

Ultimate Weapon Destroyed 1000 starfighters in Dogfight matches.

Deep Sleeper Reach Zone 50

Beat Maniac Earn a 30 or greater timed hit combo

Mediumcore Campaign Complete Beat the game on the Mediumcore difficulty or harder

Tarzan Repeat swing on the rope 5 times without touching the ground

Expert Climber Clear the third stage of Babel, the Obelisk.

So Last Year Complete Retro 6-10

Oof Ouch, My Bones Have your spine adjusted by a pursuer.

Upgrade Ultraist Made maximum upgrades to camera and lenses.

Dream Team Complete Fort 19 without losing a worm

An Apple a Day... Complete Retro 8 without picking up a Health Crate

Mighty Millionaire Score 1,000,000 points in total.

Gameplay master, gold Achieved three quarters of the different badges across the whole game

In such haste... Complete the game within 99 Weeks

Swift Exit Awarded when the player has set fastest times on all the A-to-B (exit point) Time Attacks

Ain't No Lap Dog Awarded when the player has set fastest times on all the lap-based Time Attacks

The Cratest Awarded when the player has set fastest times on all the Crate Collect Time Attacks

Can't Be Rocked Complete Retro 5 without taking damage

Fireproof Complete the game, saving all people without any of them being downed by fire.