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Truth Seeker Collect 25% of all narrative assets (relics, murals and documents)

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Reached the Daunt Arrived at the Daunt seeking passage into the Forbidden West.

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Saving Deputy Pratt Save Deputy Pratt (Solo Campaign only).

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

More practice Complete the aiming training

Starchild Paint a total of 20 streams of Stars.

Taking the High Road Light the signal fire in the Remnant Valley

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Firestarter Defeat 2 enemies or more using a single Molotov Cocktail

Medical Droid Find all of BD-1's stim canisters

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" Use the hole punch.

The End One possible reality has been uncovered...