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And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

The Ravens' Spoils Complete chapter 5

Badges Collect all badges.

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Damaged Goods Complete chapter 6

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday