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Real Nice Time You gutted Lou Marcano like a catfish

Explosive efficiency Kill 3 enemies with one landmine

The Nuclear Option Complete "The Nuclear Option"

Close Shave Kept Lt. Shaver and Lt. Freeborn Alive

Sky High Score an Aerial Goal

Certainly Was Exciting You left Olivia Marcano to her fate

Twinkle Twinkle Release a firefly in your settlement

Toxic Influence Have poisoned soldiers kill 5 other enemies

Jesuit in New Mexico You helped Alvarez escape

...to make an omelet Destroy all the mutant dinosaur eggs

B.O.W.s Are Ugly Defeat 100 enemies that have come out of a chrysalid.

Finishing Touches Use Ancient Magic on every enemy in the game
32/34

Burn Like Napalm Tommy Marcano was burned beyond recognition

The Good Samaritan Complete all side quests
47/57

Rewards Card Earn a Loyalty Package from each weapon manufacturer.
0/9

GG Win the MVP award in a game that goes to overtime

Helpful Laundryman Push all the laundry bags

The Lost Battalion We have contact.

Colonel Fortesque’s Special Recipe Turn an enemy into a Roasted Chicken and eat it.

Full Mastery Spend your first Mastery point

Eco Master Complete Arcade Mode with Jak

Wharf Complete a match on Wharf with at least 5 downs or executions

Rust is the New Black Collect all body colors

Dark Rider Ride for 100 miles
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Bomb Squad Complete the first mission.

Social Lubricant Complete level 10 against all 3 Drinking Game opponents

Chief Investigator Find 80% of the hidden locations in the Investigations Sector
0/4

The Paddle Complete Operation Cobra.

Heavenly Warrior Complete Arcade Mode with Nariko

A Strong Foundation Complete all Missions in the Foundation
0/6

Supportive Staff Have a Deployed Ranger kill 5 enemies
0/5

Elder Knowledge Complete "Elder Knowledge"

Bookstore Complete a match on Bookstore with at least 5 downs or executions

Launch Party Stun a flying Bugsnak by launching another Bugsnak at it.

The Runner Complete The Runner

Pumped Porter Deliver 3,000 kg of cargo.
130/3000

Custom 358 Drove at 120 mph or faster for 20 seconds

Good shot Destroy 10 target boards

Pet Cemetery Send Dogeyes, Ratface and Ponytail back to Hell.

In The Arms of the Gramble Donate the max amount of Bugsnax to Gramble's ranch.

Bus Depot Complete a match on Bus Depot with at least 5 downs or executions

Unacceptable Complete the "Scales of Justice" mission

Whack-a-wyrm Defeat the dragon in the Crystal Caves.

And So It Begins... Complete Mission 1 (Any Difficulty Level)

This Is Canon Push an enemy into the Shattered Moon mining cannon

Nordic Walking Unlike Stucky, you enjoy incontestable health benefits. Namely, you're not dead.

Well-Rounded Warrior Complete all Haiku, Onsen, Shinto Shrines, and Bamboo Strikes on Iki Island.

Putting in the effort Complete 10 challenges in the campaign

Sniper Suppressor Take out all Scrotus snipers

By The Book Complete 100% of all main mission constraints.