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"We only have one mop." Check your job qualifications with Celso.

Year 1 Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.

Beyond Hope Save Lithariel's life.

Using Your Head Charge a Goat in Colossus

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!" Ask Lupe about her organizational system.

Exterminate Defeat every robot in Hurricos

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!" Talk to Glottis about leaving.

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse." Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.

"Well, maybe just a sip..." Sample the Marillo de Oro.

Lord and Master Brand all 5 Warchiefs.

"We're straight stingers, you know?" Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!" Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.

The Tower Crumbles Kill The Tower.

"Consider it an homage." Have Olivia recite one of your poems.

The Hand is Severed Kill The Black Hand.

"Manny, we've given up. All of us." Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.

The Spirit of Mordor Start a Riot by commanding a Warchief to attack another Warchief.

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'" Try to convince Verago to help you out.

"It shone, pale as bone..." Look at the moon.

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..." Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.

The Package Complete 'Crew Expendable' on Veteran difficulty.

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?" Visit with Maximino.

"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..." Listen to Carla's whole story.

Lockjaw Destroy every Roboshark

Bad Sushi Do not feed the Hungry Idol any red fish

Hypersonic Light 6 Gem Lamps in 15 seconds

Three of a Kind Kill 3 enemies in a row with your knife in the single player campaign.

Year 2 Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

Gnot Cannon Use a cannon to defeat a TNT thrower

*sniff* *sniff* Make the angelitos cry.

"I wasn't always this color!" Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.

Uphold the Law Issue a ticket.

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?" Get Domino to explain the racket to you.

The Money's in the Bag Sunrise Spring: Free Sheila the Kangaroo

"IT'S A BUST-ALL!" Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.

"Save your breath..." Try to explain to Meche.

Conservationist 1 Complete Crush's Dungeon without hitting any fodder

Year 3 Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers." See Bruno on his way.

"Happy trails, Captain." See Chepito on his way.

"Oh Rusty Anchor" Have Glottis sing you the rusty anchor song.

The Villa Bully Sunny Villa: Defeat all Coward Rhynocs

"ME, ME, ME-ME-ME!" Chant with the bees.

Year 4 Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.

"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..." Hold to your commitments.

"Manuel! Is everything okay?" Play with the radio.

"Oh, Lola..." Revisit the place where you left Lola.

The Rescue Complete 'Blackout' on Veteran difficulty.

A Graug's Heel Capitalize on a Warchief's Fear.

"...so large" Meet the mechanics.