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Flying Ace Pilot the VTOL without getting a scratch on it.

Master of Unlocking Unlock all shiv doors

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

A glimmer of hope Rescue Karl from underneath the zeppelin

High Voltage Defeat ten enemies with a stun rod charge attack.

Pest Control Destroy all monster nests in the Velen / Novigrad region, or in Skellige.

Mastermind Rescue the second hostage from Riddler

The Witch Bottles Baba Yaga: Unearth all Survival Caches in the Wicked Vale

Subversive You stole an experimental super weapon from Merryweather... and gave it back.

Legendary Form Collect the Abyssal Armor Set

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

It was all just lying there Find all artifacts

Forensic Expert Collect enough evidence to locate the gun for hire

Woodland Spirit Complete the contract on the Woodland Spirit.

No Man's Land Make it to San Diego. (Complete "No Man's Land" on any difficulty.)

All In Play three hero cards in one round of gwent and win the match.

Contract Terminated Stop the contract operative

Geralt: The Professional Complete all witcher contracts.

Siberian Ranger Beat 15 combat encounters after completing the game

To those who fell Find 50 historical items

Blitzed You performed a classic blitz play.

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Struck Down Find Ajax. (Complete "Struck Down" on any difficulty.)

Horseman Kill 150 demons from horseback
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House of the Ned Completed the "House of the Ned" mission

Cease-fire? Finish the Douaumont Fort mission

Fast and Furious Win all the horse races in the game.

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Hard Choice Shoot the helicopter pilot with a Magnum at point-blank range.

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Improvised Kills Kill 150 enemies with items from the environment
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Knowledge is power Read 30 historical facts

Tiny Trounced Defeat Tiny Tiger.

Taxi Racer Complete 1 taxi mission without damaging the car

Liberty Wall Take down both attack helicopters.

Zoology Pick up an animal

Homecoming Defend LA. (Complete "Homecoming" on any difficulty.)

GG Win the MVP award in a game that goes to overtime

Sky High Score an Aerial Goal

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

B.O.W.s Are Ugly Defeat 100 enemies that have come out of a chrysalid.

World Raider Collect all 27 Artifacts
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Helpful Laundryman Push all the laundry bags

Legends Never Die Hunt down Almagro. (Complete "Legends Never Die" on any difficulty.)

Bomb Squad Complete the first mission.

What Was That? Attack, counter, cast a Sign and throw a bomb (in any order) in under 4 seconds.

Trifecta Score a Goal, Save a shot, and Assist a teammate in a single game