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Destroyer Kill 100 Hostiles with Disgorgers
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Crystal Artist Paint Crystals in The Crystal Meadow.

Bad Review Give Lucas incorrect drinks on his first three visits

Offshore Delivery Complete "A Drop in the Ocean".

Row, row, row your boat Use the row boat to get to the cargo ship in "Water"

Ghosted Provide Riona with poor service until she no longer visits the coffee shop

Cold Shoulders Aqua & Myrtle didn't get to make up

Immutable Immortal Complete Hyde's normal story arc

Tender Soul Complete Jorji's good story arc once

Come Out to Play-y-y-y Kill 25 gang members with melee weapons / fists.

Dirty Money Amass a fortune of $1,000,000.

Spirit Photographer STU: Complete all newly-added side missions revolving around spirit photographs.

Reckoning Rampage Killed 5 enemies with a single Fateshift.

Chupathingy Find and kill a chupacabra.

The Gods Rejoice at Thee Completed 20 tasks in the Diligence Records.

No Punctuation You made it through The Writer in one dazzling dash.

Shop Class Crafted a piece of equipment with Blacksmithing.

Thankful to Be Here Complete the game with action difficulty set to "Story" or higher.

The Great AdVenture! Unlock the 626th Achievement on Earth

Street Credits Get a perfect score in the credits minigame.

Where To? Complete 100 taxi fares.

That Bullet Pen... Get 10 kills through bullet penetration in Quick Match/Ranked Multiplayer.
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Bravissimo Complete Landslide.

Nothing to show… Fail to inspire Rachel with your drink

Unsolicited Bouncer Don't give Gala Hyde's invite to the wedding

Mowing Them Down Kill 500 enemies with a mounted weapon in any game mode.

Fan Service Find and break a unicorn.

Vacuum Vandal Ride the vacuum!

Live a Little GTA Online: Spend a total of $8,000,000 purchasing vehicles included as part of The Heists Update.

Maiden Voyage Captained the royal vessel.

What’s This? Give Riona the fidget spinner

Wrecker Checker Justifiably order a car towed.

Respected Fighter Earn 1,000 Respect points

Work Woes Finish Jorji's incomplete story arc once

A Budding Partnership Complete Lucas and Riona's normal story arcs

I Rule This Kingdom Escape Vaas’ mind with a score of at least 25,000

Platinum Acorn Achieve all the Trophies.

Festina Lente Complete Lua and Baileys' normal story arc

Blacksmith's Son Complete the first quest.

How I Met Your Ancestor Complete Silver and Amanda's good story arc (ver. 2)

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!! Empty the first health bar of Varg in the tutorial.

Dear Diary Collect all of Vaas' Diary Pages

Eye for an Eye Complete the "Kovik's Sin" quest.

Star-Crossed Siblings Complete Silver and Amanda's normal story arc

Mad Marston: The Trail Warrior Attain Rank 5 in all Undead Nightmare Challenges.

Spin Doctor Complete “Run This Town”.

Slip 'n Slide Slide down a really long slope!

Zip On Lock Down an enemy while riding a zipline
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Dying for a Living Die 100 Times With One Hero

The Need for Speed! The Need for Speed!