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A sad tune You made someone feel better.

Windpipe You made the inventor dance.

In Love with Ryan Slept with Ryan.

Legendary Hunter Hunt and loot 5 rare animals

Wonderfalls Check behind the waterfall for secrets.

Diamond Hard You cleaned out Vangelico to pay back Martin Madrazo.

Friendly Complete a level with more than one player

Necromancer Help Yennefer extract information from Skjall's body.

Sixth Sense Hunt and kill 10 enemies while Perception is active

Artilleryman Kill 20 enemy players in multiplayer using a turret.

Whale Song You practised singing.

Cruise Control Keep any vehicle at thirty mph or over for five more minutes.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Surprise! Perform 5 Eagle's Talon takedowns

Falling star Make a wish.

Behind the Curtain You found a secret.

Exporter Sell five vehicles to Derek at the dock.

Rebirth Finish the game and return to the beginning.

Love Birds You re-united the two love birds.

Cosplay Kill an Enemy While Playing as an Alternate Character Costume Other Than Drake

Beast of Legend Defeat the Nahual

Hard to Kill The police want you dead. Survive for ten minutes!

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Houdini Got arrested three times and escaped each time.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Aiden's Apocalypse Destroyed the gas station, the church, the gun store and the helicopter.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Globetrotter Discover 100 fast travel points.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

On the Go Craft special ammunition 50 times

I'm all that! Win a ranked match in every multiplayer mode.

Pimp My Sidearm Fully mod a weapon.

Something More Find Ciri.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Kingmaker Complete the subplot about choosing Skellige's ruler.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Mutant Fill all mutagen slots.

A Friendship Resurrected With friends like this who needs enemies?

One Careful Owner Travel a total of fifty miles in one vehicle.

Saved All Saved every character that could be saved.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

A Road Less Traveled Discover a "?" Bonus Path.

Frugalist Complete the game without using a recovery item.

Xenonaut Visit Tir ná Lia and convince Ge'els to betray Eredin.

Even Odds Kill 2 monsters you have a contract on without using Signs, potions, mutagens, oils or bombs.

Complete Vermin Extermination Destroy all Mr. Raccoons.

Fearless Vampire Slayer Complete the contract on Sarasti.

Ladies' Man Find all of the Playboy magazines.