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WET Platinum Trophy Congratulations! You are the Ultimate Fixer!

Walk Faster On day 2 of the Hotline Miami, reach the Commissar's crib in under 210 seconds on OVERKILL or above.

Jonesing for Relics Return all the Relics to the Museum in single player

Cleaning Up Chicago Complete all objectives in 1932 Chicago on Normal or Hard difficulty.

Oink oink Discover the Swineflu Combo

Unraveling History Unlock 50% of events for viewing in the Vault.

Square peg in a round hole Attempt to use an improvised battery in "Copper World"

Buffing... Please Wait Grant your team a Perk 10 times

Anybody else? Win a Royal Rumble match with 20 opponents

Senseless Axe of Violence In Blood of the Dead, kill 5 zombies with the Hell's Redeemer before it starts its return

Friends in Low Places Become allies with Crater

Killin's As Easy As Breathing Kill 10 enemies in a row using any light machine gun without releasing the trigger.

Trial of the Fool Take It Slow on: reach Skyhold at level 5 or less.

Little Pecker Kill an enemy as a chicken in an online game

Bully Defeat an opponent who is Grabbed by your team-mate

Big Leagues Start the Campaign.

I hate monkeys Kill 7 monkeys in under 10 seconds in the Rebirth labs.

Meet New People. Then Kill Them. Win a multiplayer match.

Prost! Stage 1-4 cleared

Captivated Capture 50 Tactical Objectives

Spiders Defeat 500 Spiders

I Immediately Regret This Decision Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.

What Research Holds In Store Bring peace to the sad researcher.

Quality Time Fight in Concentration for 15 minutes.

Pent-up-agon In Classified, complete 5 consecutive rounds without leaving the war room elevator in a single game

Chose All the Better Guns Unlock all the Guns

Loose change Throw all four hidden coins off the level in "Copper World"

Something Shiny You have found 25 gold coins.

Coins on the Streets You have found 50 gold coins.

Wind of Battle Reached over 87,600 m in total movement distance in battle.

Cavernous Stumble Complete Hagar Caves in The Scorchers job path

Open Road Won a Bus in World Tour

Rock On Kill 15 or more enemies with a single Catapult boulder.

Love And War In Gorod Krovi, the one must be freed.

Unconventional Warfare Use the explosive bolts to kill 30 enemies in the campaign.

Accomplished Hero Attain an objective clearance rate (as displayed in the Vault) of 50% or higher.

Numismatist You have found all 100 gold coins.

Angel of Death Kill an alien while flying. Single player only.

Double Trouble Use only dual wield weapons to escape Kowloon.

Lord Nelson Destroy all targets and structures while making your way up the river.

A Crescent Moon Clear Chapter 5 of Mitsuhide's Path in Musou Mode.

A Line Crossed Complete the Avatar Autopsy

Touch Not A Cat But A Glove Shoot all Maneki Neko cats in the game

Make It Hail Spend 1,000,000 Souls in Miðgarð
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More Help From My Friends Get at least a Bronze medal on all co-op challenges.

Even More Help From My Friends Get a Gold medal on all co-op challenges.

Winter Gold Earn a gold medal or better for each event in the “Winter Blast” Challenge Series

Legendary War Defeat all Act II missions on Legendary Difficulty.

Not Even Once Defeated Altera in the Orchid Poem arc.

Curry Rice of Bliss Cleared the Orchid Poem arc.