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Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Deliverance Release friend

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Researched a Splicer The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a Splicer

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Quality Research Photo The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2