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SELF-CONTROL Markus let Leo win

SHELTER Kara and Alice slept in the motel or the squat

Gold Finger The Lizard - Cut your finger using axe, knife or pliers + disinfect or cauterize the wound

Grease Monkey Customize the Decal, Topper, Rocket Boost and Wheel on a car

CONFESSION Connor made the android confess

Speed Demon Completely fill and then empty your Rocket Boost 10 times in a single match

Great Barnacled One It’s dark inside the whale, but the men appear to be intact.

30 Kills: MP40 Kill 30 Enemies with the MP40

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Pitch Veteran Play a total of 20 games across any game mode

SAVE HANK Connor saved Hank

Clever Dad The Rat - Work out where Shaun is held

Know the Drill Complete a Practice Drill

NOTHING TO SEE HERE Kara succeeded to make the cop go away

Cat's best friend Nuzzle up against 5 robots.

KINSHIP Connor refused to kill the Chloe

SEND A MESSAGE Markus conducted a pacifist riot

UNDEFEATED Don't lose any fight before reaching the end

Baby Master Suicide Baby - Make no mistakes taking care of the baby

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

Perfect Start Win your first game of the Season

Butcher The Lizard - Cut your finger using saw or scissors

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS - 9mm

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Feather in Your Recap Watch a save file in Replay mode

Perfect Soldier Completed most of the physical training successfully.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Break Shot Score a goal by hitting your opponent into the ball

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Rap Sheet: Trespasser Find Fred's basement workshop

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Fight Apprentice Won every fight whilst taking less than 5 hits.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Productive Day Sleep for more than one hour.

Shoot Some B-Roll For Elena Explore Photo Mode

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

The Streak Win 10 games in a row across any mode

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Relic Finder Find the Strange Relic

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Bad Cop Shrink and Punches - Do not stop Blake from hitting Dupré