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DID YOU KNOW EVERY STAR YOU SEE IN THE NIGHT SKY IS BRIGHTER THAN OUR SUN You've hit a 5.0 STAR rating. That was the first thing that came up when I searched "cool facts about stars"

CRITICAL BASS THEORY YOU GET THIS FOR BEATING TEN SONGS WITH CRIT MODE ON. I'M SORRY FOR THE NAME OF THIS ACHIEVEMENT AND I'M SORRY FOR YELLING.

I'm sorry. I lied to you. UNBEATABLE is not the only rhythm game there are actually many rhythm games

IT'S RJ'S FAULT BARTENDING IS EVEN IN THE GAME "'you look a little bar tense' - andrew tsai" - rj lake

please change your offset either something is very wrong or you are REALLY good at playing the game badly on purpose

WE CAN PRETEND THAT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN sewer? i hardly kn

ROPE BURN This is probably the scariest thing that happens in the game

Hard-boiled Gentleman Complete the quest "Clotted Crime."

I KNOW WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE okay at some point patience has to stop being a virtue

A GAME WHERE MUSIC IS ILLEGAL AND YOU FOLLOW THE LAW Rhythm is life. It's inherent to being human. That's why playing this minigame feels like eating razors

THE STUFF HAVER look. i have to ship these achievement names and descriptions right now. YOU try coming up with these

:( this is for breaking a lot of 100+ combo chains. don't feel too bad. it'll happen to everyone who plays the game enough

ONE MORE BEGINNING lost family found

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DEAD BALL Survived a ghost encounter. I'm so, so sorry if you already did this in the demo.

I HONESTLY DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY ABOUT STARS You've hit a 10.0 STAR rating. I'm done talking about stars now

ONE VERY FULL COMBO technically if it was one big full combo that'd mean full comboing all the songs with no breaks. we're not making you do that

ALL CAPS OR NO CAPS until next time.

Universally Crescentialed Complete the quest "Wisdom's End."

Archiving the Arcane Unlock all entries in the Occult Record pertaining to the North Horn.

Cut Above the Rest Obtain a phantom weapon occultum.

A Show of Fork Complete the Forked Tower: Magic for the first time.

Tour de Fork Complete the Forked Tower: Magic (Extreme) for the first time.

Phantomastery II Master 24 phantom jobs.

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