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PAIN in the Park Get 2,000,000 score in Abusement Park and After Hours

Take the night off Finish Death without harming the dancers

Friends Not Foe You performed the pirate salute gesture to befriend someone in-game.

The Small One Score 500 points

BESSERWISSER MISS 20 CLONE POWERUPS WHILE SOME PLAYER IS DEAD IN COOP

As Non-Lethal As I Get Kill 25 enemies by pistol-whipping them (cannot be completed in multiplayer).

Practically Licensed Complete all procedures.

Challenge Master Clear all online mode challenges.

Exterminator Take out an entire Millipede with DDT in the arcade version

Blows Up Real Nice Throw all the proximity mines in “Balance”.

Dude Abides Use "The Dude" to score 30 Strikes in Bowling

Trade Ambassador The Merchant Alliance you now represent, never forget your extra percent.

Iconoclast Sacrificed everything to cast down a god and end suffering.

Without A Paddle You were the last dwarf standing, with no primary or secondary ammo left, just when a Dreadnought spawned. Some days you should just stay in bed...

Jeweler Collect 10 Bittergems.
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-1 Beat level -1 in 'The Magnetic 10' challenge on 'Junkyard Funk'

Voyager for the Alliance You dived to, and completed, a Voyage for the Merchant Alliance.

Crazy Driver Clear Special 1 through Special Stage of Crazy Box.

Righteous Cause Clear the game without killing a noncombatant.

Ah, finally some peace and quiet Collected all Collectibles

Rise to the Challenge Complete the weekly challenge mode 5 times

Resistance Hero Clear all stages in INVASION mode.

Devoted Complete 10 weekly tasks

Package Delivery Secure General Kozlov

Hard Shaker You shook a lot in Edit Mode!

Hold My Grog! You launched yourself from a ship's cannon onto another ship.

Survivor Earn a gold medal on any level in single player Survival.

GET THE BUS Shoot and destroy the BUS.

Olympian Earn a gold medal in every level

Never Give Up You retried 10 times in Monkey Ball!

We're Going On An Adventure! Take your radio with you.

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.

I Make This Look Good Earn a Gold Medal in a Challenge with a Character Skin and Custom Accent equipped

Vandal Smashed lots of irreplaceable objects.

Ch'i Master Possessed at least one of every type of Slig in the game

Badass Biker Complete the game on the Badass Biker Difficulty setting.

Hot Heels Boost and sprint all the way through level CU02

Paint the town red Complete Chapter 3

Roof runner Beat the gold medal time for Hideaway

Escape Artist Escape a Revenant

Remedial Student Reach Class 5: Experimenter.

Fire Arrows Shoot the Little Scout at the artificial sun in the Stranger.

They Named a Crater after Me Hit the ground in Lunar Lander with at least 550 downward velocity

Well-Read Read every book.

Expert Complete the game using fewer than 100 lives

Cover Fire Kill 25 enemies by firing through a wall with the rail driver (cannot be completed in multiplayer).

Great Job! In one play session, gain 25,000 CASPO while playing Score Challenge or Timed Challenge mode.

Simulation Hypothesis Attempt to use the artifact at a normal campfire. Well, that settles that!

Provider Escaped to Paris with a daughter that must now be cared for.

No, You Are Compose a phrase with "You are silly, and everybody knows that!".