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Just Like Real Life Complete the game without getting killed once.

Collect-a-saurus Rex Collect all 25 special bubbles.

Hedonist, not Misogynist Discover and reject the video game that lets you slap women

Comeback King Complete all Venom Research.

Turning the Tables Turn Ruth into a Pigwoman

Furon Perfect, again! Unlock and earn all trophies

Sequence Breaker Destroy two generators before entering Vectron.

Chum Novice Deliver your first Chum egg

Thread The Needle Reveal a Hicaric arch monument

Iceologer's Revenge Kill a Glow Squid using an Ice Wand.

The Eponymous Squid That was strange...

Wall of Bullets Kill 20 enemies with the Minigun without releasing the trigger.

Fired Up! Complete Scorcher Base in the The Scorchers job path

Only Way is Up Unlock the climbing mini-game.

Scion of Qualopec Complete Peru - Tomb of Qualopec.

Welcome to the Bounce House As Murray, reach the room inside the tower in Episode 4: A Cold Alliance.

Classic Compose a phrase with "Your mother is your father".

SCORE ATTACK > EXTREME 2 Obtain Rank B or higher in SCORE ATTACK > EXTREME.

Did Heaps Of Things Complete 40 Story levels

Welcome To The Pitt Lead and complete "Union Dues" and "From Ashes to Fire"

Treeathlon Finish a race on every distance

Beginner's Luck Reach the Eye of the universe in one loop.

Elusive Prey Collect a bounty for turning in either Leila, Shelby Cross or Galen Weeks

Lucky Charms Bet and win on Green in the Roly-Poly minigame

Step Down Break the stairs on the towers stage

Threesome Kill 3 enemies within 3 seconds with the Impregnader

Bloody Red Rover Kill 30 enemies with the moon rover

Flotsam & Jetsam Sink the boat in Carrier.

I Open with Joy As Dimitri, break open 4 chests underwater in the Deep Sea Danger job.

The Dunboyne Open the door in the Dunboyne

Silver-Tongued Sable Talk to 30 NPCs

Sticky Paws Climb 500m in total

Bubble Up Hover for 1500m using the Perpetual

Incomparable Pain Block 300 or more damage and survive in a single use of Nemesis Form in Quick or Competitive Play.

Dedication Complete 55 normal levels

What Have I Done?? Lose the patient within 15 seconds.

The Beat Of Your Heart Replace the heart with something else.

I'm Your Huckleberry Kill 3 Leadfires, Leadfoots, or Leadshots using only your sidearm.

Defeated a Shellwalker Defeated a Shellwalker

In your Element Triggered an Elemental Explosion by Destroying a Machine's Canister

Bye Well Beat the boss.

Another Piece of Cake Beat The Doctor Who Cloned Me on Easy Difficulty

Slytly Awful Work Fail to pass a guard with every disguise in Episode 1: An Opera of Fear.

Goregasm! Achieve a Goregasm

Immortal Heroics Defeat 25 maps on Super Heroic or Legendary Difficulty without revival or map reload.

Four for the Price of One Kill four enemies with one thrown grenade.

About As Politically Correct As Fur Give the patient a... scarf.

Getting into the mood Interacted with all forms of input, right at the start of World 1

Conquering the depths Complete all tracks in Underground Area

Locksmith In Rave in the Redwoods, recover the piece of Soul Key.