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Pheidippides Run (move or sprint) at least 42,195 m

Mouths Wide Open Kill a Volatile

Hazard Pay In the Main Campaign, killed 10 enemies by utilizing environmental hazards.

Strong Reach Power Prof. Lvl 10

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Trade Company Sell items worth 10,000 dollars

Harran Shooting Club Kill 50 enemies with shooting weapons

Snake in the grass Escape the arena

Strange Bedfellows In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies using allies brought in through a Tear.

Bolt From the Blue In the Main Campaign, killed 5 enemies with a headshot while riding a Sky-Line.

Agile Reach Agility Prof. Lvl 10

Everybody Knows Kyle Reach Survivor Rank lvl 12

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Sightseeing Reach the Old Town

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Huntress Kill 50 animals while wearing the Huntress outfit

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

These Belong in A Museum Collect 300 Cards

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Hush, Hush Now Quiet a Screamer

Skeet Shoot In the Main Campaign, killed 5 enemies while they are falling.

Making Faces Show the outside world that you're still alive

On the Fly In the Main Campaign, killed 30 enemies while riding a Sky-Line.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Tied loose end Deal with Tahir

Bon Voyage In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies by knocking them off Columbia.

I've Got Your Back Complete 1 quest in a co-op game

Vertigo Activate the Amplifier

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Now You Can Come In Find Camden

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Mind Over Matter In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies using Possessed machines.

Combination Shock In the Main Campaign, performed all 8 of the Vigor combinations.

BBQ Stick a burning zombie on spikes

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Bittersweet Complete the game

Disaster Recovery Get 15 Relief Packages

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Heartbreaker In the Main Campaign, killed a Handyman by only shooting his heart.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Everybody Dance Now Simultaneously shock 5 monsters with electricity

Ultimate Survivor Finish the game on Survivor difficulty

Blitzed You performed a classic blitz play.

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Master Crafter Use Blueprints at least 100 times

Siberian Ranger Beat 15 combat encounters after completing the game