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Can't Touch This Kill 20 enemies in a row without taking damage.

Mouths Wide Open Kill a Volatile

Strong Reach Power Prof. Lvl 10

Hazard Pay In the Main Campaign, killed 10 enemies by utilizing environmental hazards.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Harran Shooting Club Kill 50 enemies with shooting weapons

Trade Company Sell items worth 10,000 dollars

Snake in the grass Escape the arena

Bolt From the Blue In the Main Campaign, killed 5 enemies with a headshot while riding a Sky-Line.

Agile Reach Agility Prof. Lvl 10

Strange Bedfellows In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies using allies brought in through a Tear.

Everybody Knows Kyle Reach Survivor Rank lvl 12

Sightseeing Reach the Old Town

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Huntress Kill 50 animals while wearing the Huntress outfit

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

These Belong in A Museum Collect 300 Cards

Hush, Hush Now Quiet a Screamer

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Skeet Shoot In the Main Campaign, killed 5 enemies while they are falling.

Making Faces Show the outside world that you're still alive

On the Fly In the Main Campaign, killed 30 enemies while riding a Sky-Line.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Tied loose end Deal with Tahir

Bon Voyage In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies by knocking them off Columbia.

I've Got Your Back Complete 1 quest in a co-op game

Vertigo Activate the Amplifier

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Now You Can Come In Find Camden

Combination Shock In the Main Campaign, performed all 8 of the Vigor combinations.

Mind Over Matter In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies using Possessed machines.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

BBQ Stick a burning zombie on spikes

Bittersweet Complete the game

Disaster Recovery Get 15 Relief Packages

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Ultimate Survivor Finish the game on Survivor difficulty

Heartbreaker In the Main Campaign, killed a Handyman by only shooting his heart.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Everybody Dance Now Simultaneously shock 5 monsters with electricity

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Siberian Ranger Beat 15 combat encounters after completing the game

Master Crafter Use Blueprints at least 100 times

Blitzed You performed a classic blitz play.