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Dragon Slayer Craft the Dragon Scaled Armor Set

Intellectually Superior Complete all optional tombs.

Archaeologist Collect 75% of all relics.

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Key of Spirits Find the Key of Spirits

Feather Duster Kill and loot 10 flying animals (crows and gulls).

Gathering moss Get crushed by a Boulder

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Pure of Hart Return the Stags of the Four Seasons

On Your Own Reached Adult Growth

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Put this apple on your head Throw a spear six nodes or farther

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Rightful Place Return all the Lindwyrms to Ratatoskr

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

How it's Going Fully repair the Amulet of Yggdrasil

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Living Archetypes Defeat the Anchor

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Ophidiophobia Slay the Queen of Venom

The Collectivist Collect 125 Precursor Orbs

Atlas of Beyond Discover the Atlas of Beyond

Invasive Species Complete all of the Crater Hunts

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Productive Day Sleep for more than one hour.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Déjà-vu Slay the same creature four times in a row

Shark on Shark Violence Kill the Apex Predator in Golden Shores

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Gator Meat Kill the Apex Predator in Fawtick Bayou

Full Belly Obtain all of the Apples of Iðunn and Horns of Blood Mead

Releasing the Floodgates Kill Poseidon

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Head of Communications Defeat Mr. Tomassi

FBC Crisis Solution Task Force Complete 15 Side Missions
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Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Pound It Kill the Apex Predator in Sapphire Bay

The Collectationator! Collect 286 Precursor Orbs

Master builder Stack three Pillars

Survived Again Survive Again

Wiser Reached Elder Growth

New Breed Acquire 50% of available evolutions