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"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse." Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.

"Well, maybe just a sip..." Sample the Marillo de Oro.

Tea Leaf Attempted to break into every caravan in Lakeside Holiday Camp

Last Orders Waited for a pint at The Stars and The Whistler

"We're straight stingers, you know?" Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!" Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.

"Consider it an homage." Have Olivia recite one of your poems.

"Manny, we've given up. All of us." Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.

"It shone, pale as bone..." Look at the moon.

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'" Try to convince Verago to help you out.

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..." Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?" Visit with Maximino.

"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..." Listen to Carla's whole story.

Ready Meal Made some tasty meals using the power of nuclear energy

Graffiti Artist Found all the Chads

Year 2 Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

Prominent Porter Reach Grade 10 in any delivery evaluation category.
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"I wasn't always this color!" Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.

*sniff* *sniff* Make the angelitos cry.

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?" Get Domino to explain the racket to you.

"IT'S A BUST-ALL!" Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.

"Save your breath..." Try to explain to Meche.

Year 3 Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers." See Bruno on his way.

"Oh Rusty Anchor" Have Glottis sing you the rusty anchor song.

"Happy trails, Captain." See Chepito on his way.

"ME, ME, ME-ME-ME!" Chant with the bees.

"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..." Hold to your commitments.

Year 4 Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.

Building Bridges Reach Bridge Link Grade 1.

"Manuel! Is everything okay?" Play with the radio.

BOOKWORM Find every single magazine in the game

"Oh, Lola..." Revisit the place where you left Lola.

I'LL BE BACK Connor died and returned at every opportunity before reaching the end

"...so large" Meet the mechanics.

"Stop showing off for the girl!" Try to beat Domino in a fair fight.

"THAT'S NOT FUNNY!" Crack a joke.

Open Ended Reached Stephen's bunker without ending any other story arc

Well Connected Reach connection level three with a facility.

DETROIT MASTER Collected all trophies!

Wolfenstein master Collect all trophies

Made Man Finish the story on medium difficulty or higher.

The Custom Kid Acquire your first piece of customization data.

Hunted down Rescued Special Bot trapped in GPU Jungle.

The Right Way Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this trophy.

Lost Read all of the You Are Here maps

Number Nine Ticket Get all other trophies in the game.

Bibliophile Read all of the Bittern books

Radio Enthusiast Listened to all the radios before doing anything else

Boots Are a Porter's Best Friend Change footwear for the first time.