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Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Deliverance Release friend

Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Badges Collect all badges.

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Green Thumb Cure Dark Eco Infected Plants

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Namaste Use Dawn & Dusk to make time speed forward 30 times.

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

More practice Complete the aiming training

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" Use the hole punch.

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Overheating Witness raining bugs in the desert.

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds