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Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Rapid Recovery Heal yourself in combat 3 times

Buzzin' Collect 28 Scout Flies

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Welcome to the Family, Son Escape from the guest house.

The True Queen Battle Gná

Grave Mistake Battle King Hrólf

Cave Hoarder Pickup 80 collectibles.

What Goes Around... Defeat an enemy with their own Slowed blaster bolt

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Echo Location Discover 75 Force Echoes

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Big Brother Protect Francesca.

Moronic Drone Get a job

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

Collector Obtain all Relics and Sword Hilts

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Can't Touch This Precision Evade 100 attacks

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Spin Doctor In a single level, spin an enemy into another enemy twice.

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Visiting Alderaan Places Explore the crashed Venator

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

Don't Fence Me In Climb a chain link fence and rejoice.

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster