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I and Thou You completed the game in the most empathetic manner possible.

True End(ing) Escape Pagan's mind

Naughty Nautical Neighbors Complete the Conch Street job

Ornithicide Defeated the Onmoraki during "Resentment Unleashed."

Everyone's a mad scientist, life is the lab Complete Terror Lab on any difficulty

I'm Losing You I'll be out of reach for a while.
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Bus is here! Complete the Bikini Bottom Bus job

Commitment Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

Senseless Kill 10 enemies blinded by Stun Grenades in Quick Match/Ranked Multiplayer.
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Is Anybody Out There I wish I could visit you there.
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King of Wands Take Songbird to the stars.

Dirty Deeds Complete every Gig in Dogtown.

Party Patrol Get 10 squad wipe medals in Fireteam.

Dirty Job Find the hidden tunnel in Caspian Border

Endured the Winter Play a round on all "In the Name of the Tsar" maps

Road Hog Destroy 200 traffic vehicles
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True Nightrunner Complete all Nightrunner Trials.

Chatterbox Talk to everybody about everything

RUSH ON Win a Stadium Truck event on any Moscow route

Employee of the Month Complete the Krusty Krab job

Feast Your Eyes… Complete the Patty Wagon job

Certified eDEN Mech Operator Earn at least 1 Gear in all Challenges of the Mech Land Assault Expansion.

Extinction Level Event Complete Special Operation: Mesozoico on Mastery 3 difficulty

I Don’t Got All Night Finish the game in 3 hours or less

It's Supposed to be Invisible! Complete the Invisible Boatmobile job

Family Reunion Get the Golden Chicken from the art gallery to the stock room.

Treat Yo Self Extract 100 pieces of gear from Arms Race.

The Tower Complete "Things Done Changed".

Pocket Money Carry at least 8,000 Respect at once

Enlightened Monarch Discover every location in Pagan's mind

A New Dawn Successfully escape Joseph's mind

A Friend in Need... Help 50 survivors in Encounters.

The APB is Not Enough Become Dogtown's most wanted criminal.

You're the Hero Now Complete Not a Hero on Professional difficulty.

I've Come for Your Pickle In the Patty Wagon job, complete the Pickles first

2 Wheels Get a kill with the Dirtbike

Socialite Spoke to everyone at the party

Bucket Sweet Bucket In the Krusty Krab job, complete the Chum Bucket first

It's Not My Wallet In the Mermalair job, complete Patrick's Identity Card first

King of Swords Take Songbird home.

I might be late Kill all enemies during the sprint to the jumpship

Mind Monarch Escape Pagan's mind with a score of at least 25,000

Accessorizing Unlock all weapons in Pagan's Armory (Solo Game only)

Deprogramming You used Mindjack to free a mind-controlled Human.

Mermaidman and Barnacleboy Unite! Complete the Mermalair job

Stage Mastery Get an S-Rank on any stage.

Like A Boss Defeat a miniboss in Anarchy mode

Big Butte Champion Beat the Big Butte Grand Brick Arena race in Story mode
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Unbridled luxury Get a total of 100,000 Coins.

Non-Profit Carry at least 8,000 Penance at one time