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Competitor 1 League match played. (Ranked)

I might…like you… Nene reached max affection.

Won't Even Need Glasses! Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1250ml of blood

Dr Jones Collect every treasure.
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A Bright, Shiny Medal Did Your Duty

Tap Out Shut Off Joy Supply to Waterworks

Epilogue Watch the secret ending

Clear the Training Facility [9th Floor]. Cleared the Training Facility [9th Floor].

I like you! Kanadeko reached max affection.

Beagle Get the infinity wig

Bomb Rush Platinum Unlocked all trophies!

Last-minute Gift Start a cashout with less than 10 seconds remaining in the match

I'm The King of the Castle Get par or better on Bouncy Castle Classic

Master of the Flying Assassins Clear any challenge of the Heliport arena by throwing all enemies out.

Animal Lover Complete 10 perfect Conservation captures in Orb Vallis.
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Shouldn't These Be Red? Destroy 50 Explosive Barrels

Mind Blower Blow the minds of 15 people after a Charged Facemelt

The Mad Man Gift the Trash Bag to Sean.

The end of all things You've unlocked the real ending

Open Really Wide Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 550ml of blood

Curveball Kill an enemy with a bouncer after bouncing off a friend.

Chain Reaction Push an enemy into a burning or acid area with a Knockback Grenade.

Dressed To Kill Enter Club 14 with custom outfits assigned to all party members.

Day XXXV Survive day 35.

Altruist Spared an innocent, perhaps dooming an unborn child.

The Hits Just Keep On Coming Hit 3 NPCs with the same Gold Record

Novice Battler Played Free Play online 10 times.

Cage’s Buddy Gift the Sovereign Ring to Cage.

Ladies’ Man Gift the After Shave to Andy.

Tinsel Town Successfully dress the Christmas Tree with Tinsel.

In The Zone (2) Complete zone 2 with solo Cadence!

Golden Greed Your team killed the Gold Fury in Conquest within a minute and a half of it spawning. (Versus or Ranked)

Don't Even Need A Bucket Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 900ml of blood

FOCUS... STEADY... SCORE 1 000 000+ PTS IN 5 ARCADE GAMES IN A ROW

Savin' That Moolah Beat Eye Of The Storm without using a Vendo in that level

Guardian Angel Save 10,000 Survivors in successful missions

Plays Well with Others Complete 1,000 Play With Others missions

I Love Trams! Have 10 tram lines active

You'll Never Take Me Alive! Escape your pursuers by jumping to your "death" instead of dodging past them.

Helter Smelter Push 7 Robots Into the Smelter

Advanced Chain Reactor Finished an opponent with a chain 50 times in completed matches.

IRIS Collect the DLSR Camera

Merchanticide Kill the shopkeeper

Money Can't Buy Happiness Reach top standing with Solaris United.

Bounty Hunter Complete 6 Bounties within 60 minutes while in Orb Vallis.
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Jugger-Not Kill 5 Juggernauts in Cambion Drift.
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For Five Days I Turned the Other Cheek For five days you didn't kill anything.

High Stakes Complete The Sanctum without dying

Blowing Bubbles Received A Gift From Sog-Gee, Water Gatekeeper

We Need Snorkels! Experience a tsunami