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Capped Out Max out all of your badges in MyCAREER.

Platinum Platinum

Dedication Earn Scholar or better rank in 30 levels.

The Eternal Knight Attain rank of Knight in 30 levels.

The Golden Knight Earn 50,000 points in less than 15 seconds.

The Solar Knight Earn 32,500 points consuming only marshflies.

Mighty Nine Trap 3 clusterflies in a 9-sided web.

Ten by Ten Trap 10 insects in a 10-sided web.

What's the Rush? Complete a level in under thirty seconds.

Kid genius Finished school in under 10 minutes!

Oh no! If a planet is destroyed a galaxy over, and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Asteroid defense could use more funding It's a big sky and there is a surprising amount in it.

Payin' down the plastic Look at you. So responsible.

I pity the schoo! Teacher's pet.

With honors The classiest of the top of the class.

Keep those expenses low Some things you can't learn in school. Although fuel conservation appears to not be one of those things.

One year in It's been a blast... or two. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Master of the normal Aint nobody done normals like me.

Thy core is of a hard persuasion The hardcore do understand.

She Got Game Reach Progression tier 10 in The W.

Bet on Woman Reach tier 10 in all pillars in The W.

Top of the World Make it to the highest level in Showdown.

Done did everything You even did that one thing? Such dedication!

Loan down! The future is bright…er!

Pizza robot got nothin' on me In the distant future, pizza delivery is a matter of life and death... and pizza.

Outta my grill Took the worst the universe could throw at you.

Pizza without fail No challenge is too great when it comes to getting great pizza to the masses.

The way of the space road Clearly truckin' runs at the core of you.

Get it there cheap Pizza is a game of profit margin and you've mastered it.

Semi… expensive Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.

No money back Pizza on time. Every. Time.

Sleep is overrated Payed for three day shipping. Got it in two. #winning

Not a scratch! The resale value has held up amazingly!

I AM ASTRONAUT Stared into the void. Laughed.

Keep it topped off You're so green, you could be any alien from an old sci-fi film.

Master of time Time is relatively precious.

Living on a prayer WooooooOOOOh we're half way there.

<Insert kitty poster> Hang in there.

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT This is the maximum percent for any game that cares about math. Thanks for playing!

Buy more sticky notes A fantastic use of the last sticky note. That's just good planning.

Well-Traveled Win a game with every regular NBA team.
0/30

Time Traveler Unlock all ERAs teams.

Old-School Pro Win a game with every ERAs team.
0/48

Baaaaaaah! Reach the GOAT league in 3 different seasons.
0/3