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Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Weapon Specialist Acquire all upgrades for all weapons

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

The Guardian Faradeus The Guardian Faradeus

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Oleg's Duty Oleg's Duty

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Warbred Grues Warbred Grues

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Foreign nation of Mesmer Foreign nation of Mesmer

Oleg's Grief Oleg's Grief

Conquered Barbarians Conquered Barbarians

Oleg's Adoption Oleg's Adoption

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Volcanic Sunscreen Defeat Arges the Bright One

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Protective Father Protective Father

Full Completion Find all 36 scrolls in the game

Flawless Freeflow Fighter Complete one combat challenge without taking damage

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Historian Find every audio diary

Dizzy Decimator Defeat 30 enemies with the sword spin attack.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Seriously Good at This The player has completed the game on the Hard difficulty setting

Key to the Past Croft Manor: Acquire the Master Key

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Pick Pocket Steal the score of a lifetime

Relic Hunter Croft Manor: Collect 50% of the Relics in Croft Manor

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Meet the Crofts Croft Manor: Collect 50% of the Documents in Croft Manor

All Too Easy Kill Zinyak in less than 5 minutes in 'Save the Planet'.

Vasilisa's Lanterns Baba Yaga: Complete the Challenge in the Wicked Vale

The Show Must Go On Complete The Show Must Go On.

Master Detective Croft Manor: Open Lord Croft's Safe

Divine Intervention Complete Divine Intervention.

A Man Chooses Complete the game on Survivor difficulty

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Brass Balls Complete the game on Hard difficulty without using a Vita-Chamber.

Legacy Croft Manor: Finish the Blood Ties story

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

I Chose the Impossible Complete the game on Survivor difficulty without using a Vita-chamber