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Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Snap + Slide 8 Piece Prize Complete a Snap + Slide puzzle with 8 pieces in 30 seconds or under.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

The Guardian Faradeus The Guardian Faradeus

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Flawless Freeflow Fighter Complete one combat challenge without taking damage

Oleg's Duty Oleg's Duty

Warbred Grues Warbred Grues

Volcanic Sunscreen Defeat Arges the Bright One

Foreign nation of Mesmer Foreign nation of Mesmer

Conquered Barbarians Conquered Barbarians

Oleg's Grief Oleg's Grief

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Oleg's Adoption Oleg's Adoption

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Historian Find every audio diary

Protective Father Protective Father

Full Completion Find all 36 scrolls in the game

Dizzy Decimator Defeat 30 enemies with the sword spin attack.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Seriously Good at This The player has completed the game on the Hard difficulty setting

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Pick Pocket Steal the score of a lifetime

Key to the Past Croft Manor: Acquire the Master Key

Vasilisa's Lanterns Baba Yaga: Complete the Challenge in the Wicked Vale

Relic Hunter Croft Manor: Collect 50% of the Relics in Croft Manor

Meet the Crofts Croft Manor: Collect 50% of the Documents in Croft Manor

A Man Chooses Complete the game on Survivor difficulty

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Brass Balls Complete the game on Hard difficulty without using a Vita-Chamber.

The Show Must Go On Complete The Show Must Go On.

Master Detective Croft Manor: Open Lord Croft's Safe

All Too Easy Kill Zinyak in less than 5 minutes in 'Save the Planet'.

Divine Intervention Complete Divine Intervention.

I Chose the Impossible Complete the game on Survivor difficulty without using a Vita-chamber

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.