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Portal Shutdown Successfully shut down the condenser portal.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Walk The Path Discover the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Only You Sucessfully complete the First Trial (Solo Campaign only).

Peachy Keen Bait Peaches into going back home (Solo Campaign only).

Saving Deputy Hudson Save Deputy Hudson (Solo Campaign only).

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Sewer Rat Destroy a cult water treatment pump and make them thirst for revenge (Solo Campaign only).

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Hacked a Security Camera The player has successfully hacked a security camera

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Shiny! Acquire and equip your first Legendary item.

Deliverance Release friend

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Researched a Splicer The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a Splicer

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest