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Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Sidekick Reach Level 10

Bomb Squad Complete the first mission.

Real Nice Time You gutted Lou Marcano like a catfish

Certainly Was Exciting You left Olivia Marcano to her fate

Greed is Good Collect 50,000 bolts.

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

The Iron Fist Complete Arcade Mode with Heihachi

Helpful Laundryman Push all the laundry bags

Instrument of Vengeance Resolved to be more than a victim of circumstance.

Rust is the New Black Collect all body colors

Cephalopod slayer Defeat the gigantic mutant octopus

You've Got Gear Earn 5 Gears in a Challenge.

Demon of Empire City Complete Arcade Mode with Evil Cole

Jakobs Fodder Completed the "Jakobs Fodder" mission

Music Collector Collect 3 music discs.

Wharf Complete a match on Wharf with at least 5 downs or executions

Pit Boss Run The Pit in 'S.S.D.D.' and finish with a final time under 30 seconds.

Jesuit in New Mexico You helped Alvarez escape

I know Kung Fu Shoot and kill 3 enemies in a row while wallrunning as a Pilot in the Campaign

Close Shave Kept Lt. Shaver and Lt. Freeborn Alive

Cranium Collector Kill 100 Creatures across all levels

Turistas Complete 'Takedown' and 'The Hornet's Nest' on Veteran difficulty.

Re-Mix-Master Earn a Gold rank in any Remix level.

Vordt of the Boreal Valley Defeat Vordt of the Boreal Valley.

Burn Like Napalm Tommy Marcano was burned beyond recognition

Entryway Complete the SnapMap Basic and Advanced Tutorials

The Humanitarian Purchase the Canine Unit and Pediatric Care Base of Operations Upgrade.

Pet Cemetery Send Dogeyes, Ratface and Ponytail back to Hell.

A Game of Catch Kill 50 enemies with throwing weapons

Target Confirmed Instruct the Honey Badger to kill 80 enemies in 'Exodus'.

Unacceptable Complete the "Scales of Justice" mission

Fast and Furious Win all the horse races in the game.

One For All... Find yourself a crew

Bookstore Complete a match on Bookstore with at least 5 downs or executions

With guns blazing Max out 3 projectile weapons

I Can Haz Banishment Banish Smiley Cat.

Rewards Card Earn a Loyalty Package from each weapon manufacturer.
8/9

World Raider Collect all 27 Artifacts
0/27

A Leader Walks Alone Defeated Corrupted Toshi.

The Lonely Path Reached the Mountain Shrine.

Bus Depot Complete a match on Bus Depot with at least 5 downs or executions

Timing is Everything Use explosive barrels to kill 100 enemies

B.O.W.s Are Ugly Defeat 100 enemies that have come out of a chrysalid.

Sniper Suppressor Take out all Scrotus snipers

Ypres' wake-up call Ring the bell 3 times in Ypres

Bubble Binger Collect a full chain of Timed Score Bubbles 30 times.
5/30

Social Lubricant Complete level 10 against all 3 Drinking Game opponents

Know-It-All Complete all training missions.

Ned's Undead, Baby, Ned's Undead Killed Ned. Again.