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Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS-9mm

Collector All Collected all of the artifacts

Moving On Collected every trophy in the game

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

The Apprentice Complete chapter 4

Moronic Drone Get a job

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Reporter Take 1 photo in 5 different territories.

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

What's in the Box? Unlock the strong chest in Doctor Shemp

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Badges Collect all badges.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Birds of a Feather Flame every Vulture in Cliff Town

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster