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Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

We Need You Complete Episode 2: Amelie.

Top Gunner Shoot down a Spire missile with a blast while hovering

Hard to Kill The police want you dead. Survive for ten minutes!

The Nightmare's Finally Over Complete the game on Normal.

The Power of Hate 50 machine lifeforms destroyed with berserk mode.

Bookworm Read all story files.

Flyswatter Destroy 8 enemy helicopters in 'Heat'.

Super Spatula Seeker Get 25 Golden Spatulas.

Eyes and Ears Find 30 enemy intel items.

Goodbye, Charlie! Destroy all Charlie dolls.

Workplace Recreation Play a single game in Arcade Mode

Master of Fear Wayne vs Crane.

A Real Cluster…. Find 100% of all Data Clusters.

The Third Horseman Complete 'Heat' and 'The Sins of the Father' on Veteran difficulty.

The Fourth Horseman Complete 'Game Over' on Veteran difficulty.

Information Master 80% of all archives found.

Back Off, Mrs. B! Fight off Marguerite while she wanders the old house to make her run away.

Deep and Hard Complete the game on Hardened or Veteran difficulty.

Hard Choices Complete the Grantebridgescire Arc

Weapons Maniac All Pod programs obtained.

Double Jeopardy Face off with an old friend.

Photo Expert Reached maximum photography level.

Naughty Children Emil destroyed.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Goblin Hunter Defeated 100 goblins

Inorganic Blade All weapons upgraded to the highest level.

Uptown and Downtown Complete Mrs Puff's Mission in Downtown Bikini Bottom.

It's Not a Bug, It's a Feature! Complete your first Animus Anomaly

Transcendent Being All endings achieved.

Supreme Support Weapons All Pods upgraded to the highest level.

I Might Need These Later! Complete the game using 1 or fewer recovery items.

Out Before Dessert Complete the "Happy Birthday" videotape within 5 minutes.

Bringin' the Heat Kill 100 Aliens using the Fire Buff Super Power.

I Prefer Them Alive Rescue two female survivors at the cathedral.

Where's My Cape? Purchase all Super Power upgrades.

Paperboy Collect 5 letters

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Final Words Thank you for playing.

Builder Reach settlement level 3

Semper Invicta Join the Brotherhood of Steel

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Are You Crazy? Get a Comet into the Ultor lobby

The Book of More, Man Find 64 Tomes

The Ultimatum Complete 'Ultimatum', 'All In', and 'No Fighting in the War Room' on Veteran difficulty.

Community Organizer Ally with 3 Settlements

Surf's Up! Finish the main missions of Goo Lagoon

Stories From the North Collect all of the Lorestones