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Can't touch this Survive the Aberrations Chambers while taking zero damage

Basement hero Survive the Forgotten Crypts while taking zero damage

VESPER MARTINI Become Vesper at the end of the campaign.

Reason & Instinct Defeated the traitor.

Master Blacksmith Mastered blacksmithing.

Naturalist Grew all trees.

Likes Everything Grew to like all foods.

Sensational! Defeat 10 enemies in Killionaire by getting them to kill each other with their special weapons.

Done did everything You even did that one thing? Such dedication!

Loan down! The future is bright…er!

Pizza robot got nothin' on me In the distant future, pizza delivery is a matter of life and death... and pizza.

Outta my grill Took the worst the universe could throw at you.

Pizza without fail No challenge is too great when it comes to getting great pizza to the masses.

The way of the space road Clearly truckin' runs at the core of you.

Get it there cheap Pizza is a game of profit margin and you've mastered it.

Semi… expensive Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.

No money back Pizza on time. Every. Time.

Sleep is overrated Payed for three day shipping. Got it in two. #winning

Not a scratch! The resale value has held up amazingly!

I AM ASTRONAUT Stared into the void. Laughed.

Keep it topped off You're so green, you could be any alien from an old sci-fi film.

Master of time Time is relatively precious.

Living on a prayer WooooooOOOOh we're half way there.

<Insert kitty poster> Hang in there.

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT This is the maximum percent for any game that cares about math. Thanks for playing!

Buy more sticky notes A fantastic use of the last sticky note. That's just good planning.

Platinum Unlock all Trophies.

Tribal Teeth You crafted a necklace of Orc teeth.

Dodge This! You killed a Boss with a pistol or musket.

Explorer (Mithril Run) You visited all 9 floors in the dungeon.

You shall not Pass! (Mithril Run) You defeated the Balrog as the Wizard.

Mithril Miner (Mithril Run) You collected 12 pieces of Mithril ore as the Dwarf Warrior.

Sneaky Git (Mithril Run) You performed 20 stealth kills as the Halfling Rogue.

Stingy (Mithril Run) You collected 72 arrows as the Elf Archer.

Geared Up (Mithril Run) You crafted a magic shield as the Human Warrior.

Exterminator (Ripley Run) You killed 100 Creeps.

Knee-Deep (Ripley Run) You scored 250 kills.

Ripped Her (Ripley Run) You defeated the Visitor Queen.

Dual Wielding (Ripley Run) You found another repeater crossbow.

Thorough (Ripley Run) You visited all 11 floors in the Mining Colony.

Into the Abyss (Dark Ritual) You climbed down a chasm.

Fearless! (Dark Ritual) You defeated a Wraith.

Spell Caster (Dark Ritual) You cast a spell to reveal a treasure.

Rade Lawson Kill Charybdis.

Basilisk Equip yourself with three poison spear runes at once.

Thunderbolt Equip yourself with three lightning runes at once.

Infernal Equip yourself with three fire spear runes at once.

WITNESS ME! Get an A+ on the Outback level.

UNDER THE SEA! Get an A+ on the Ocean level.

Chatterbox Talk to all guests at the party in under 20 seconds.