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These modern days Wear a mask (Hit this 50 times)

Welcome To Kyrat Join the Golden Path (Campaign only).

Apes and cats App of love (Hit this 75 times)

Quitting the dream THE mime (Hit this 50 times)

Hang in there Loneliness (Hit this 50 times)

Charging is pointless Hanging calls (Hit this 75 times)

Not the buns you’d like Kinky stunts (Hit this 150 times)

Let's get ready to grumble! A bunch of pugs (Hit 6000 times!)

Soap and love don’t mix Go ape! (Hit this 150 times)

Is this organic? Wash them often (Hit this 250 times)

Banned in California Daddy didn’t give attention (Hit this 75 times)

Are ya winning? The buns that are hot (Hit this 250 times)

Tears of parenting Horsing around (Hit this 150 times)

Epiphany! Mime your dad (Hit this 150 times)

I’m waiting for the right chance, mom! Skip 20 life problems

Hazardous peeps On the prowl (Hit this 175 times)

The job market, man... Make 30 angry statements

Finding a money-giving place Make 50 dollah

Chicks, man! Plug your charger (Hit this 120 times)

There is no better time than pizza time Flap over 30 buildings

New horizons Got your nose! (Hit this 75 times)

Follow your nose! Your new eyes (Hit this 200 times)

Unbearably moist Stranger danger (Hit this 200 times)

Alone with your thoughts... Inner you (Hit this 150 times)

REALLY Horsing around Horizon one up (Hit this 300 times)

Be yourself A little too close and personal (Hit this 100 times)

But if you sing, sing, sing sing. Get the microphone! (Hit 10000 times!)

Selenites beware Peas love carrots (Hit this 200 times)

Looking fly for a mayo guy Shoot to the moon (Hit this 400 times)

Stood up Flies are annoying (Hit this 350 times)

Sausage pizzas are a hot topic Deliver pizza joy to 100 people

Stare into the abyss... Moving on your own (Hit this 400 times)

Materialism is peas and carrots Be your better half (Hit this 550 times)

Half-living Stop crying your heart out (Hit this 450 times)

Elevator? What’s that? Go up 20 moving stars

Delivering pizza was never easy Feel the pressure of your heart

Can’t let hot pizza go to waste Open the door!

Honest mistakes Eat 30 pizza slides

Lonely but homely YOU’RE one to talk (Hit this 200 times)

My Name is Mayo - The Second! High Cholesterol, High Reward.

The most beautiful secret This is beautiful (Unlock all)

Kerwan Gladiator Complete the Fitness Course on Kerwan in under 70 seconds.

Top Gunner Defeat 40 enemies while jetpacking in Gaspar.

Full Gun Rack Acquire every weapon in the game.

Relic Hunter Collect 25% of all relics.

Safecracker Complete every Trespasser puzzle without using AutoHack.

Scrounger Collect 5000 pieces of salvage.

Ultimate Explorer Collect every gold bolt.

Clank Crusher Crush 5 gadgebots in the crusher on Quartu.

When Sheep Fly Sheepinate a Blarg Helicopter Commander.