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Power Couple You are unstoppable, nothing stands in your way!

Hit 'n Run Run over 10 soldiers in a vehicle

Reunions Complete "Reunions"

Complete Vermin Extermination Destroy all Mr. Raccoons.

Doing Pink Eye a Big Favor Build two projects in Pink Eye's Stronghold

Multiple Applications Use Multi-Launch to hit 3 targets

Epic Flight Quest Fly from the roof of Snowball's Chance to Sinterpol HQ's roof, without landing

Catching up on some reading Collect one Field Manual in the campaign

Street Cleaner Hide 5 bodies in bales of hay

Gates of Dis Enter the lower circles of The Inferno

Give Me Strength Open 20 Health fountains

Soap on a Rope Storm the gulag.

Treasure Seeker Open a token chest

Destroyer Fully upgrade the Jackdaw.

Self-Help Find one training manual

Superhighway Complete 10 Public Online Races

Underwater Archeologist Collect 5 underwater Artifacts

Freeware Unlock every Skill in the Skills Tree

Funeral flowers Find a nice resting place.

Ladies' Man Find all of the Playboy magazines.

Careful steps Don't smash the eggs.

Mirror Match A confused enemy defeats an enemy of the same type

Soul Reaper Collect 60,000 Souls

Indigestion Kill 5 Gluttons

Tranquility Complete a Standing Stone puzzle

Fish Gotta Eat You helped Vito capture Michael Grecco

The path of light Bring light to the labyrinth of darkness.

Broken Toys Destroy it all

Unnecessary Roughness Use a Riot shield to beat down an enemy.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Poster Boy At maximum notoriety, become anonymous by tearing down wanted posters

In-depth Investigations Find 80% of the Collectibles in the Investigations Sector
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The Harrowing Escape Heresy

Up close and personal Perform a melee kill on 10 enemies anywhere in the campaign

Sorcerer's Apprentice Open 20 Mana fountains

Sprinter Complete the game in under 2 hours of play time.

Potion Collector Obtain a total of 10 elixirs

Medium Rare Set fire to a Moroaică in the story.

Road Rage Complete every Criminal Convoy

One Good Turn Made a 180 degree turn at high speed without hitting anything

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

The Root of the Problem Stun 10 different enemies using a Mandrake
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Hack & slash Kill 250 zombies using edged melee weapons.

Sensational Work! Complete the game with an S rank.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Sloth Love Chunk Get 250 kills with the Essence of Sloth

Brotherhood Defeat Francesco

Mile High Club Sky dive to safety on Veteran difficulty.

Crystal Relic Collector Acquired a Crystal Relic

Cooking Expert Reached maximum cooking level.