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Master Ninja Complete any level using only the knife to kill enemies.

Can't Hide In Campaign, kill an enemy through a wall or obstruction.

Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

The Escape Complete 'Hunted' and 'Death From Above' on Veteran difficulty.

Bird on the Ground Shoot down an enemy helicopter with an RPG in the single player campaign.

The Bog Complete 'The Bog' and 'War Pig' on Veteran difficulty.

The First Horseman Complete 'Shock and Awe' on Veteran difficulty.

Desert Storm Find the Desert Eagle in 'Crew Expendable' and kill 5 enemies with it.

Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.

New Squadron Record Complete the cargo ship mockup in less than 19 seconds.

The Second Horseman Complete 'Safehouse' on Veteran difficulty.

Dragon Slayer Complete the mission "Best Minion Ever".

Time Paradox Kill Makarov and complete your mission

Diamond Hard You cleaned out Vangelico to pay back Martin Madrazo.

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

The Man in the High Tower Find and use the hidden cache in 'Heat'.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Dogs. I Hate Dogs. Kill 20 attack dogs with a knife.

Man versus Machine Alert the enemy helicopter in 'All Ghillied Up' and take it down.

Your Show Sucks Destroy all the TVs showing Al-Asad's speech.

The Father Complete level 'The Father'

Better Than You Were Reach level 10.

Rebirth Finish the game and return to the beginning.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

The Shot Complete 'All Ghillied Up' and 'One Shot, One Kill' on Veteran difficulty.

Flyswatter Destroy 8 enemy helicopters in 'Heat'.

Eyes and Ears Find 30 enemy intel items.

The Third Horseman Complete 'Heat' and 'The Sins of the Father' on Veteran difficulty.

The Fourth Horseman Complete 'Game Over' on Veteran difficulty.

New In Town Complete the mission "Plan B".

Deep and Hard Complete the game on Hardened or Veteran difficulty.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

A Friendship Resurrected With friends like this who needs enemies?

The Ultimatum Complete 'Ultimatum', 'All In', and 'No Fighting in the War Room' on Veteran difficulty.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Mile High Club Sky dive to safety on Veteran difficulty.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

How Do I Look? Unlock 10 customization items.

Token Gesture Redeem 25 tokens.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.