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Passive Aggressive Parry and counter 10 melee attacks.

Pond Scum Destroy a total of 5 Vodomjerka during story mode.

Umbra Elder Complete all Chapters on Hard difficulty.

Record Fanatic Obtain seven complete Angelic Hymn Gold LPs.

Western Command You inspired the people of Paris Area 2.

Rollover Total a car by flipping it over.

New Testament: Close The Book Complete Chapters 14 through the Epilogue on Hard difficulty.

High Diver You jumped from the Eiffel Tower and survived.

Silent Death You stealth killed 50 or more Nazis.

Five Finger Discount Finish the Supermarket level in "Joe's Adventures."

The Path To The Heavens Discover all Alfheim portals.

Sharpshooter Kill 100 enemies by headshots in "Jimmy's Vendetta".

TLAD: Easy Rider Finish the story. (The Lost and Damned)

Poor Bob Force Grip a Stormtrooper, impale him with a lightsaber, zap him with Force Lightning, then throw him into an object.

Loony Tune Spend an insane amount of money on tuning a car.

Master of Disguise You made it through a story mission with your disguise intact.

Master of Disaster Break all of the coolant tanks aboard the Salvation without dying.

Carnapper Finish all car dealer missions in "Jimmy's Vendetta".

Top of the World Reach the top of the Spire without falling once.

Beginner Series Complete Complete the Beginner series of Race Events.

Northern Command You inspired the people of Paris Area 1.

Invincible Defeat Ustanak without anyone on your team being captured.

Mind the Goods Finish the Cathouse level in "Joe's Adventures."

No Hard Feelings Save a turret from redemption

Rising Star Earn 10 stars on one profile

Same Shirt Different Day Finish Joe's Adventures on any difficulty.

Figments Of My Imagination Complete Chapter 3: "Return to the Megavents"

Hell on Wheels You achieved victory in all freeplay races.

Too Fat Too Furious Complete a Continuous Speed Run as Doughnut Drake

Revenged Finish "Jimmy's Vendetta" on any difficulty level.

Just Getting Started Spend 30 minutes in Create Mode

Drop Box Place a cube on a button without touching the cube

Southern Command You inspired the people of Paris Area 3.

Wrecking Yard Destroy 2,000 vehicles.

Easy Pickings Eliminate all players as Ustanak in less than a minute.

Angel Slayer Complete all Alfheim portals.

Strike! Kill three enemies with a single ‘bowling’ ball.

Shattered Shatter 10 enemies frozen in carbonite.

Betrayed The One Ring has returned to it's Maker.

Amateur Curator Obtain 25 pieces of Treasure Art.

Cleanup Kill 15 characters with a single Whipfist attack.

Liberator of France You inspired the people of France.

Battle Forged Maximize the power of the Ring by completing all of the One Ring missions.

Ghûls Gone Wild Kill a Graug by dispatching your Ghûls on him.

Maximum Mileage Buy a used car with 300,000km or more travel distance.

Driving Music Use the Personal BGM function, and go for a drive while listening to your favorite songs.

Legendary Dark Witch Complete all Chapters on ∞ Climax difficulty.

Armament King Kill your enemies in "Jimmy's Vendetta" with every weapon available in the game.

Valet Use Vader's TIE Advanced to destroy the AT-MP.

Team Building Complete all test chambers in the Team Building co-op course