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Scanned Alone Stand in a defective turret detector

Ultimate Hero Acquired all trophies.

Dual Pit Experiment Do the same test twice

Complete The Space Bass Complete the main path of The Space Bass

Complete Hoard, Sweet Hoard Complete the main path of Hoard, Sweet Hoard

Complete Story Mode Complete the main path of Story mode

Touch And It Will REALLY Hurt Counter three enemy attacks consecutively with the Moon of Mahaa-Kalaa equipped.

Repo Man You recovered the Aurora.

International C License Complete the International C License.

Tunnel of Funnel Master the Excursion Funnel

Devout Follower Offer 100,000 gold to the goddess.

Eregion Reforged Build all the Forge Towers in Udun.

The Part Where He Kills You This is that part

Lunacy That just happened

Jedi Knight Complete the game on Medium difficulty.

Pole Position You beat Dierker in the Parisian race.

Rescue You rescued Veronique.

Payback You blew up "Doppelsieg."

The Legend Begins You completed The Saboteur.

High Five Celebrate your cooperative calibration success

Rollover Total a car by flipping it over.

New Testament: Ch. 1-4 (Hard) Complete Chapters 1 through 4 on Hard difficulty.

Loony Tune Spend an insane amount of money on tuning a car.

Planet Star Star a planet in Story mode

Beginner Series Complete Complete the Beginner series of Race Events.

New Testament: Ch. 5-7 (Hard) Complete Chapters 5 through 7 on Hard difficulty.

Threat Elevated Destroy 25 strike teams.

Treasure Fanatic Discover all of the Umbra Witches' final resting places.

Fire The Afterburners Earn Platinum Medals during Verse 1 and Verse 2 of Chapter 14.

Western Command You inspired the people of Paris Area 2.

Good Listener Take GLaDOS' escape advice

Silent Death You stealth killed 50 or more Nazis.

Art Connoisseur Obtain 20 pieces of Treasure Art.

High Diver You jumped from the Eiffel Tower and survived.

The Collector Have a dominated Caragath, Wretched Graug and Spitter Ghûl simultaneously.

Five Finger Discount Finish the Supermarket level in "Joe's Adventures."

Dwarf Raiden Incapacitate all the soldiers in File R-02 using a Dwarf Gekko.

Sharpshooter Kill 100 enemies by headshots in "Jimmy's Vendetta".

Angel May Cry Complete half of all Alfheim portals.

Pond Scum Destroy a total of 5 Vodomjerka during story mode.

New Testament: Ch. 8-11 (Hard) Complete Chapters 8 through 11 on Hard difficulty.

Passive Aggressive Parry and counter 10 melee attacks.

TLAD: Easy Rider Finish the story. (The Lost and Damned)

Master of Disguise You made it through a story mission with your disguise intact.

Just Getting Started Spend 30 minutes in Create Mode

Carnapper Finish all car dealer missions in "Jimmy's Vendetta".

New Testament: Ch. 12-13 (Hard) Complete Chapters 12 and 13 on Hard difficulty.

Northern Command You inspired the people of Paris Area 1.

Mind the Goods Finish the Cathouse level in "Joe's Adventures."

Same Shirt Different Day Finish Joe's Adventures on any difficulty.