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Hohokum Remix: Drum Kit Can you use these dreamy drums to make a beat?

Epic Jump Quest Jump from the roof of 3 Count to the Nuke Plant, without touching the ground or other rooftops.

Fearless Vampire Slayer Complete the contract on Sarasti.

That's a Spicy Meat-a-ball Kill an enemy by attaching a Remote Bomb to them and detonating it.

Beat School: Something Smells Funky in Here! Time to do the funky laundry!

Beat School: Interstellar Funkonauts May the funk be with you.

Beat School: 3001 A Bass Odyssey Take this bassline for a spin around the galaxy!

Beat School: Set Phasers to 'Funk' When the mothership is under attack, fight back with a funky loop.

Beat School: Mission to Planet Drums 3, 2, 1... funk off!

Jump Around Do a 140 meters long jump while driving a vehicle

The Orbiter of Taste Collect 300 Precursor Orbs

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

1st Place at the Science Fair Create all items that contain Chem Fluid and Strong Chem Fluid.

Underwater Archeologist Collect 5 underwater Artifacts

Next Time Swim Faster Got eaten by an alligator

End of Line Complete 40 Fixer Contracts

Hold My Hair Take a picture of someone vomiting

Pounding the Pavement Kill 150 Aliens with the Stomp Super Power.

Weapon Master Get a kill with each type of handheld gun, explosive and launcher in the single player campaign.

One-Man Garage Buy 25 cars in car dealerships

In the Moment Kill 10 enemies while Focus is active

Ashes to Ashes Complete the contract on Therazane.

Fly Swatter Shoot and knock back Marguerite while she's leaping at you.

Zoo Keeper Kill 25 Wardens.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

One of the Gang Complete 5 DedSec Events

Huntress Kill 50 animals while wearing the Huntress outfit

Fist Meet Ground Kill 100 Aliens with the Death From Above Super Power.

Researcher Collect all the Key Data hidden in the world

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Natural Born Killer Neutralize 1 Hunter in Bounty Hunter mode

The Orbiter of Record Collect 600 Precursor Orbs

Recovered Supply Raider Complete a game of Supply Raid on Wharf, Capitol, Water Tower or Coal Mine

Taking the Scenic Route Discover a "?" Bonus Path.

Specialized Earn all Skills in one category

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Experimental Tech Kill 25 Aliens with each: Dubstep, InflatoRay, Bounce Gun, Disintegrator, Abduction, and Black Hole.

Forsaken Supply Raider Complete a game of Supply Raid on Bookstore, Home Town, Suburbs or Bus Depot

Tomb Raider Complete all main game Challenge Tombs

These Belong in A Museum Collect 300 Cards

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Fait Accompli For Stamina and Time On Your Hands and insatiable need for completion

Return Start the journey again after a week long break.

Just A Memory Now Get ending 2.

Fourth and Forty Spend over 40 hours in the Simulation.

Seriously Good at This The player has completed the game on the Hard difficulty setting

Key to the Past Croft Manor: Acquire the Master Key

Fiend or Foe? Complete the contract on Morvudd.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.