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Koala Konked Defeat Koala Kong.

Blitzed You performed a classic blitz play.

Jumping Bean Jump 30 times in 1 match

House of the Ned Completed the "House of the Ned" mission

Avanti Savoia! Complete Avanti Savoia!

Pledge Yourself Reach level 5 in any faction

Carry heavy machinegun Unlock the Carry heavy machinegun perk

Armor upgrade II Unlock the Armor upgrade II perk

Die, Grösse, die! Complete all nightmare levels

Sky High Score an Aerial Goal

It's a Gusher Spill 1,000 pints of blood

FINISH HIM Perform 1 Fatality in a match

Tiny Trounced Defeat Tiny Tiger.

Postman Collect all letters

I See London, I See France Die.

Pinstripe Patooey Defeat Pinstripe Potoroo.

Good Times Head to Champions Field and complete an Online game

Jakobs Fodder Completed the "Jakobs Fodder" mission

A Fair Day's Pay It's time for a little getaway.

Ned's Undead, Baby, Ned's Undead Killed Ned. Again.

Night of the Living Ned Killed Ned...sort of

Nothing is Written Complete Nothing is Written

Small Town, Big Job You made a big impression at the Paleto Bay Chicken Festival.

Family, Not Friends Play a complete game with Dominus or Takumi

Gold master Collect 64 gold items

Making a Monster Built the New Car: Monster

First Visit Complete one tour

Brave the Elements Complete a match on wasted land, under the sea, and in outer space

Blanche Advantage Hit someone with the old lady Level Interaction

Los Santos Customs Fully mod a vehicle.

Penta's Revenge Defeat Dingodile.

The Government Gimps You recovered sensitive information from a highly defended federal building.

Tower Kompetitor Complete a single Tower

Komodo No Mo Defeat the Komodo Brothers.

The Moment of Truth You have uncovered the truth about Brad.

Polymorph Complete tours with at least 5 different characters

Well done! Get 3 stars on any level.

Trading Pure Alpha Make a profit over your total investments in the stock market.

Moving Up Reach personal level 10 in XP

YOLO Fortunately Beat the Last Chapter Without Dying on Normal Difficulty or Harder

Three-Bit Gangster GTA Online: Reach Rank 25.

Medic Enlistment Reach Medic Rank 2 in multiplayer

Statue Collector beginner Collect 5 Suicide Guy statues

Assault Enlistment Reach Assault Rank 2 in multiplayer

Cheated Death (For the Time Being) Discover a Death Route.

Hit the Dojo Enter Practice mode

The Big One! This ain't no dream no more.

Ride or Die Equip Dominus or Takumi with any Decal, then win a game

The Bigger They Are... Mount your first monster.

Super hero Complete game on I AM DEATH INCARNATE! (or ÜBER)