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"Plus, we look good in these clothes!" Talk to Glottis about leaving.

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse." Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.

"Well, maybe just a sip..." Sample the Marillo de Oro.

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!" Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.

"We're straight stingers, you know?" Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.

"Consider it an homage." Have Olivia recite one of your poems.

"Manny, we've given up. All of us." Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.

"It shone, pale as bone..." Look at the moon.

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'" Try to convince Verago to help you out.

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..." Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?" Visit with Maximino.

"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..." Listen to Carla's whole story.

Golden Boy Reach a new legend rank

Year 2 Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

*sniff* *sniff* Make the angelitos cry.

"I wasn't always this color!" Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?" Get Domino to explain the racket to you.

"IT'S A BUST-ALL!" Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.

"Save your breath..." Try to explain to Meche.

Year 3 Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers." See Bruno on his way.

"Happy trails, Captain." See Chepito on his way.

Year 4 Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.

"Oh Rusty Anchor" Have Glottis sing you the rusty anchor song.

"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..." Hold to your commitments.

"Manuel! Is everything okay?" Play with the radio.

"Oh, Lola..." Revisit the place where you left Lola.

"ME, ME, ME-ME-ME!" Chant with the bees.

"...so large" Meet the mechanics.

"Stop showing off for the girl!" Try to beat Domino in a fair fight.

"THAT'S NOT FUNNY!" Crack a joke.

The Right Way Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this trophy.

Wasteland Chef Eat a meal of maggots

Number Nine Ticket Get all other trophies in the game.

Uphold the Law Issue a ticket.

Slight Distraction Complete the Dinki-Di Wasteland Mission

The Box That Broke the Bandicoot's Back Miss a lot of boxes.

Nukem! Eliminate 3 enemies with 1 explosive.

Wishing Well You threw someone's ball down a well… Shame on you.

Bunny Buddies You made the bunnies play nice.

Dead or Alive Complete Soot's Final Encore quest.

Doing Jeet a Big Favor Build two projects in Jeet's Stronghold

Quench Their Thirst Give water to a wanderer

I'd Buy That For a Dollar! Find an OCP skill disk.

All Adds Up Equip Auto-9's PCB with any chip.

Take a Break You took a break from adventuring.

The Bigger they are… Take down a Top Dog camp

Ripper Ruined Defeat Ripper Roo.

Black Sheep Every family's got one.

Officer of the month Score "A" on any evaluation.