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Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Going Through the Potions Brew every type of potion
4/6

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Taking the Scenic Route Discover a "?" Bonus Path.

Top Cat Raised Kat's reputation to “Top Cat.”

The Ends Petrify the Means Defeat a total of fifty enemies using Petrificus Totalus
6/50

Mechani-Cool Unlock 10 Vehicle Parts via hijacking.
2/10

Never Go It Alone Recruit 5 Separate Companions

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

No Matter What Complete Part 1

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Ancient Game Hunter Defeated the rare Nevi in Rift Planes: The Ruins.

Brawler Defeat Olaf, the Skellige champion of unarmed combat.

Road Rage Perform a Vehicle Machete Kill from a horse

Going Underground Discovered every manhole.

Spilled Milk Use Flipendo ten times – to tip one cow or several
0/10

Combat Ready Fully upgrade a weapon

Who's A Good Boy? Pet Buckley the dog

Wolfenstein Keep nightmare Complete the nightmare in chapter 3

Quick turn Unlock the Quick turn perk

In Memoriam Pick up Frank's note after it's discarded

Escape! nightmare Complete the nightmare in chapter 4

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Here Kitty-Kitty Complete the Black Cat chase

Sharpest Tool in the Shed Find all workbench tools
0/5

Put Down Roots Grow every type of plant
1/8

Pitching Machine Hurled 10 objects into enemies without missing or taking damage.

Annette saved Choose to save Annette

Flame On! Destroy a Titan with your Flame Core in the Campaign

Guten tag! Complete the nightmare boss level

Ruins nightmare Complete the nightmare in chapter 6

Wulfburg nightmare Complete the nightmare in chapter 5

Gravitational Anomaly Defeated 8 enemies with one special attack.

Kampfpistole ammo storage upgrade Unlock the Kampfpistole ammo storage upgrade perk

Kaer Morhen Trained Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.

Masshole Kill 300 People

Zeus May Cry Finish the game (Hard Mode)

Eagle Eye Unlock the Eagle Eye perk

Old Guns Complete "Old Guns"

Bye Felicia Complete the "Follow the Money" mission

German Alps nightmare Complete the prologue nightmare

Gun-For-Hire Complete 10 Side Quests

The Show Must Go On Complete The Show Must Go On.

Beast Friends Complete Poppy Sweeting's relationship line

Docks nightmare Complete the nightmare in chapter 2

Floo Around the World Unlock all Floo Flames
59/83

Hunter/Hunted Complete "Hunter/Hunted"

God Amongst Men Beat the Challenge of the Gods

My Name Is Earl Buy 20 cosmetic items from Crazy Earl.
1/20