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"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..." Ask Velasco about his eye patch.

"We only have one mop." Check your job qualifications with Celso.

Year 1 Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.

Spinning a Yarn II Completed 5 sidequests.

Troll with the Punches Survive the troll attack on Hogsmeade

High Five for Justice! Played JUSTICE MONSTERS FIVE for the first time.

Cosplay Kill an Enemy While Playing as an Alternate Character Costume Other Than Drake

Killer Killer Harpoon a killer whale.

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!" Ask Lupe about her organizational system.

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!" Talk to Glottis about leaving.

Howard's Train Spent time playing with Howard's train set

Fully Improved Weapons Acquired the improved versions of three weapons from Varga.

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse." Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.

"Well, maybe just a sip..." Sample the Marillo de Oro.

Tea Leaf Attempted to break into every caravan in Lakeside Holiday Camp

Trainspotter Noted all of the train numbers

Last Orders Waited for a pint at The Stars and The Whistler

Fashion Victim Purchase all clothing.

Auto Enthusiast Purchase all vehicles.

"We're straight stingers, you know?" Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!" Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.

All Animal Figurines found Found all of the Animal Figurines in the Cut.

All Pigments found Found all of the Pigments in the Cut.

Killed 6 Fireclaws Killed 6 Fireclaw machines.

A Keen Sense of Spell Invoke Ancient Magic for the first time

"Consider it an homage." Have Olivia recite one of your poems.

"Manny, we've given up. All of us." Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.

"It shone, pale as bone..." Look at the moon.

Bookworm Read 30 books, journals or other documents.

Ultimate Fighter Unlock ten Triad Upgrades.

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'" Try to convince Verago to help you out.

Welcome Park Prize Play through all the tutorials in Welcome Park.

Angling Rookie Improved fishing level for the first time.

Spinning a Yarn III Completed 10 sidequests.

Hungover Wake up in a haystack.

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..." Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?" Visit with Maximino.

Self-Improved Activated 20 ability nodes.

"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..." Listen to Carla's whole story.

5 Dismount Strikes Killed 5 enemies using the Dismount Strike skill.

Communication Fail Using non-lethal takedown, stop 10 civilians from calling to report you

Chocobo Jockey Rode a Chocobo.

Killed 10 Frostclaws Killed 10 Frostclaw machines.

Event Planner Complete all of the open world Events.

Ready Meal Made some tasty meals using the power of nuclear energy

Year 2 Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

Graffiti Artist Found all the Chads

Last Ride of the Witch House Baba Yaga: Activate the Ancient Lift

Chief Inspector Complete 100% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

*sniff* *sniff* Make the angelitos cry.